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Originally posted by 50-charge:
do i get any points for slaping a girls ass while im driveing by

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Originally posted by ihatethesesns:
I can't believe I forgot to bring this thread back to life until now. I seen some jack ass riding in the rain this morning and remember this. for the Never ending thread.

By far one of the best thread ever on here.

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

[ May 19, 2005, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: cobraracer46 ]

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

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Hug a tree you homo...

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ahhahaha fukkin pedal pussys

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Originally posted by Team SOLO:
Oh my God...I didn't even know today was the day. This will make this story that much better.

Today, I am driving home from the gym and I see this booth on the corner of a major intersection. Its like a snack shack and they are calling it an energy fill up station. I'm like whatever...I see apples, oranges, and nothing but these peddlers with rain jackets and speedos.

OK so this is where it gets funny. Some dude ran a red light in the left turn lane. However, there was a bike rider in the cross walk. The dude running the red started honking...dude on bike speeds up. Dude in car rolls by swearing out window. Dude on bike turns back to say something and his ass slips off the seat. The bike is now out of control and aiming right for this stupid energy station food stand thing. OK...the rest happened in slow motion...

Dude turns back and is trying to grab a hold of the handlebars....the energy station is getting closer...people have their backs to him at this stupid energy station thing. Homeboy grunts something to the affect of 'arggggghhhhhhhhh look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu' The t in 'out' was never heard because of the sound of him bailing into about 3 bikers....toppling over a table of fruit...and the tent falling down. This by far is the best bike to work day incident to date!!!

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I think you should learn to get along with cyclists a little better. Hating some one just because they ride a bicycle or belong to a certain race or drive a particular type of car is wrong By the way happy bike to work day to evry one

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Hug a tree you homo...

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It appears that not every body at CA Ford's is with me on the bike to work day gig and that's ok, But remeber to share the road with cyclists when ever you drive your Mustang,lightning,Super duty Power stroke or what ever you happen to cruise in, especialy on thursday, because a fellow California Ford's member will be out on thursday biking on the mean streets of San Francisco and Marin County.

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This seriously happens to be amongst the gayest fukkin topics I have every read here..........

"RUN THEM SPANDEX FAGS OFF THE ROAD"

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Originally posted by 50PrNcEsSGT:
Okay ur callin people who are tryin to do something good for all of us( not driving there cars or using transportation that pollutes the air) gay and sh*t like that what does that have to do with riding a back..to be honest with u I dont think to many gay guys ride bikes and not everyone who wears spandax is gay thats the clothing some bikers wear and Im sure theres a reason why. And running them off the road...wtf is wrong with u people like there isnt enough f*cked up shit going on in the world why dont u take all that negative energy and spare time u seem to have and do something more positve or that doesnt hurt others. I just pray that next time one of u pulls that shit or f*cks with people on bikes a cops around and gets ur ass for being a dumb f*ck or one of those bikers kicks ur ass. I'm sorry but it just shocks me that u people are out there doing shit like this..hopefully for ur benifit u'll grow up soon and u find better ways to spend ur time.

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shut the fukk up!

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5:00PM - leave work
5:04PM - en route to safeway
5:07PM - looking for hard rock candy that is circular
5:11PM - back in car with huge bag of candy
5:15PM - en route to first street, cruising SOLO
5:23PM - on First street now, creeping up on about 45 bikers
5:31PM - intentionally cut half of them off to make right turn into parking lot causing one to slam on the front brakes and nearly flip over bike...classic shit
5:32PM - hear yelling from spandex monkeys about slow down this and that
5:33PM - they make a right turn down some unsuspecting street which is off the scheduled course
5:34PM - confused at where they are going yet very happy because they just proceeded downhill on this street
5:35PM - bikers gaining some serious mph
5:36PM - utilize my new 3.73's and get the hell down that street as fast as possible.
5:37PM - flip a bitch and start coming back at the bikers...haullin ass
5:38PM - pour the whole bag of hard candy on the ground and the games begin...

bikers start to fall, this was like a ten bike pile up to start. bad move as i thought i instigated an orgy right there in the street. all the other faggots started running up to them. i thought this was to fondle some packages but it turned out they were just helping there buddies off the ground. then, this is great...one dude gets off his bike and attempts to throw it at my car...i see this happening and floor it...DUDE...he tagged one of his buddies with the bike and the dude instantly drops. by now i'm in tears and getting the hell out of dodge....by far some classic shit. can't wait for next pedal pussy day

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!


and although i don't have anything personal against bikes and their riders, stay out of the lane please

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Sounds like you need some education on the rules of the road? Bikes have as much a right to the lane as a car does. Where it is convenient and not unsafe to do so, it is suggested that a cyclist head towards the edge of a lane on roads without a bike lane. Suggested, as in "not required"

But a car has no more right to the lane than a bicyclist. This is what causes the problems between cars and bikes-- the attitudes of people like you who assume the entire lane is theirs.

Pick up a DMV handbook

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!


and although i don't have anything personal against bikes and their riders, stay out of the lane please

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Sounds like you need some education on the rules of the road? Bikes have as much a right to the lane as a car does. Where it is convenient and not unsafe to do so, it is suggested that a cyclist head towards the edge of a lane on roads without a bike lane. Suggested, as in "not required"

But a car has no more right to the lane than a bicyclist. This is what causes the problems between cars and bikes-- the attitudes of people like you who assume the entire lane is theirs.

Pick up a DMV handbook

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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no shit man they act like they can do what ever the fuck they please. Im sorry but if you can not do the posted speed limit GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

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Originally posted by HungryHippo:
i love when bike riders act like they dont have to obey the rules of the road.
i dont see how anyone can save money by riding a bike to work. most people would not ride a bike more than 5 miles, that is about 75 cents worth of gas in a mustang. time is money, i am drunk, but i'm pretty sure that makes sense

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no shit man they act like they can do what ever the fuck they please. Im sorry but if you can not do the posted speed limit GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

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I don't care about the speed limit but when they just drive right through stop signs that pisses me off. I've had idiots on bikes do that a lot when i have the right away to go and they should have stopped.

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actually they roll through, because it takes bicylists much more effort and energy to stop and then pick up their speed again, if they come to a complete stop. but yea I hate it when you're already at a stop and they just dont even look at you,,, tell me about,, I live and drive in the city,

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!


and although i don't have anything personal against bikes and their riders, stay out of the lane please

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Sounds like you need some education on the rules of the road? Bikes have as much a right to the lane as a car does. Where it is convenient and not unsafe to do so, it is suggested that a cyclist head towards the edge of a lane on roads without a bike lane. Suggested, as in "not required"

But a car has no more right to the lane than a bicyclist. This is what causes the problems between cars and bikes-- the attitudes of people like you who assume the entire lane is theirs.

Pick up a DMV handbook

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nope, i know the rules of the road thank you very much, i just wish that they would realize that since i'm bigger than they are, they should be careful of where they ride, instead of acting like they own the road and can ride wherever. its not am issue of can you, it's an issue of should you. and no i don't care about any reply

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