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triple b
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that ackward monment when u blew ur load in her mouth and she suck u dry and ur just laying there like ok stop sucking now cuz it really tickles or...ur hitting it from the back and u catch a wiff of shit and u filp her over hella fast and she like whats wrong hahahahahaha
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how about that akward moment when you talkin to bitch at the bar and she gets up pukes all over your new kicks and her gay friend comes over and starts yelling at you because you "made" her drink an adious and you shit outta luck after buyin a 10 dollar drink and all your boys are laughing at you
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Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
how about that akward moment when you talkin to bitch at the bar and she gets up pukes all over your new kicks and her gay friend comes over and starts yelling at you because you "made" her drink an adious and you shit outta luck after buyin a 10 dollar drink and all your boys are laughing at you
or when u tell her gay friend(gotta have titties and a vajaja) that she can get it too
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Originally posted by Carless:
That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.
you know whats funny is i do about the same , anything to avoid her lips, now dirty sally on the other hand he told me he makes sure she dosent swallow and cant wait to get into a snowball fight? whatever that means? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Originally posted by triple b:
that ackward monment when u blew ur load in her mouth and she suck u dry and ur just laying there like ok stop sucking now cuz it really tickles or...ur hitting it from the back and u catch a wiff of shit and u filp her over hella fast and she like whats wrong hahahahahaha
ohhhh shit (pardon the pun), i never wanted to admit that has happened, but since im not the only one!! AWKWARD, i would always think to myself after it happened, bitch u know your commin over, not to eat dinner, or a movie, we aint discussin politics,u hear for dick, i booty called in the middle of the day, and you always come cause you know u get flipped over, spun round and turned out, you couldnt have take a shower, used the head on high and cleeeeaned that shit oyutc'mon! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
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Originally posted by Carless:
That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.
you know whats funny is i do about the same , anything to avoid her lips, now dirty sally on the other hand he told me he makes sure she dosent swallow and cant wait to get into a snowball fight? whatever that means?
hell naw fool i wait to that prime moment and then i pull her face up nut in mouth then i sock her right in the mouth, strawberry short cake time son hahaha
better yet the pissed off pirate nut in her eye then i kick that bitch right in the shin! ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
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this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!
you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone...................................
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Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!
you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone...................................
bath salts are one hell of a drug
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Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
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Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!
you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone...................................
bath salts are one hell of a drug
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bondage huh? iil bet you have the all patent leather gimp suit, with extra big red ball gag?......lol
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!
you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone................................... [/QUOTE
I thought I saw you in your clown suit at the park.I thought you retired that suit.Had to bring it out of retirement.
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Originally posted by Anderthizzle:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!
you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone................................... [/QUOTE
I thought I saw you in your clown suit at the park.I thought you retired that suit.Had to bring it out of retirement.
awww how u gonna bust your boy out like that, u know im lonely out here deep in the sui(cide)sun! hey wait a min.....if you saw me, or i mean the the clown that means u were out here too, and theres only one reason i know u come to suisun, dont worry i wont tell people your doin animal ganbangs again, but just remember what happened to u last time u took on two clydesdales, do you still have to carry around that spoon....to you know!!anyways gotta get back to clean the clown suit!!!
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i remember how awkward it was the morning after halloween i had brought home the sexiest little bunny (boy shorts, knee highs ,a top that was more viki secrets than anything,fluffy white tail, topped off with ears.........sexy!!) well i stepped out for a cig and when i came in bunny was not in my room, then i hear her talkin,in the kitchen, when i come around the corner mom is staring at the half naked chic, with a look of disgust and the bitch has started makin coffee and yapin away at my mom,then mom slowly turned her gaze to me and i said oh hey ma this is....uhhhh.....she is...ummm .....sh...euhh, at that time i understood the true meaning op awkward!!!ddd
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Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..
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The awkward moment when a girl says bye to you in front of 2 CAFORDS friends like if you've exchanged more than 5 words before N waves then comes back like she's gonna hug you then stops midway N extends her LEFT hand for a handshake.
CAFORDS FRIENDS LOL
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Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.
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Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..
hes been very on everyt thread this month.Lol
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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.
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Originally posted by 2T0NE:
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Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..
hes been very on everyt thread this month.Lol
He just got out of prison for that time when he was wearing th clown suit at chucky cheese trying to get kids to sit on his lap.
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Originally posted by 2T0NE:
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Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..
hes been very on everyt thread this month.Lol
He just got out of prison for that time when he was wearing th clown suit at chucky cheese trying to get kids to sit on his lap.
^^^^^^^ACQUITTED OF THOSE CHARGES^^^^^^^^^i was makin balloon anatomeeeeeiiiimmm mm mean.........animals we were makin animals mearly showing the kids how to make balloon animals
but you could say i was in a prison of sorts, MARRIAGE], now that ive escaped its like i got 3 years of life i gotta get back!.....that and i had to move back wit the folks,.......its hard to hang out wit pops allllll the time so im hangin out wit my ca forsds homies now!! and i know im 100% agreeable, always right, never make mistakes and im absolute sure my opinion is reallly what people wait to hear!!!!m hahahahaahahahahahah,fire away!! ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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lol..CAFORDS FRIENDS FTW
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Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.
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Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.
That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL
I have this one beat i was on my girls plan with verizon and i had a metro on the side and i a chick i was talking to sent me a pic and i couldnt see it on the little metro screen so i sent it to my verizon phone come to find out i sent it to my girls phone so she found out about the chick and the metro it was a double wamie....
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Originally posted by Big block 66 f100:
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Originally posted by kingroy:
Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.
That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL
I have this one beat i was on my girls plan with verizon and i had a metro on the side and i a chick i was talking to sent me a pic and i couldnt see it on the little metro screen so i sent it to my verizon phone come to find out i sent it to my girls phone so she found out about the chick and the metro it was a double wamie....
Lmfao!!! That's a fail!!
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Originally posted by Big block 66 f100:
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Originally posted by kingroy:
Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.
That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL
I have this one beat i was on my girls plan with verizon and i had a metro on the side and i a chick i was talking to sent me a pic and i couldnt see it on the little metro screen so i sent it to my verizon phone come to find out i sent it to my girls phone so she found out about the chick and the metro it was a double wamie....
Lmfao!!! That's a fail!!
Major fail and to make it worse my boys girl is friends with her and she told her and his chick told him now everyone knows about this shit....
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Originally posted by Carless:
That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.
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you know that awkward moment when you makin out with a bad ass chic you picked up and your jus about to unzip her pants and she stops and you say whats a matter baby, and she say we have to use a condum, and your thinkin fuck at least i have this time, but you say oh yeah of course i always do, and you go back to unzipping and she stops u again and says well we have to use it cause, well, i have herpes, but i dont have an out break right now and the doctor says if i use a condum theres a 99% chance i wont transmit...hahahahhahahahah that is a true story happened to my boy i bout died laughing he said he it was REEEEAL silent for about 30 sec then he said bold faced lets go to your room, when she got to the doorway he said im gonna go to the bathroom get naked and she smiled and got excited like ohh goodie hes still gonna fuck me and when she dissapeared into the room he turn on the bathroom light and fan closed the door and bounced left the jordan and his shirt!!!!!!!!!! ![[burnout]](graemlins/burnout.gif)
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^^^Lol. Dude with some grammatical corrections a little editing you could write some entertaining books! He really does have stories! Lol
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