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Posted by kingroy (Member # 7736) on :
 
Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.

That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL
 

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Posted by 94dropteezyGT (Member # 2385) on :
 
that awkward moment where you say goodbye then walk the same way
 

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Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
Lmfao I've done that
 

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Posted by Bulkster90 (Member # 11621) on :
 
That akward moment when the car you cut off and speed off in front of catches up to you down the highway five minutes later.
 

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Posted by Duncan Motors (Member # 7045) on :
 
when u fuckin and u call her someone else. a couple times i am guilty lol
 

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Posted by Camara90 (Member # 134) on :
 
When you rip some serious protein shake drinking farts in the office, and the female boss walks in.
 

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Posted by LXjames (Member # 10791) on :
 
That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......


True story hahaha
 

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Posted by 85notch fo-eye (Member # 10637) on :
 

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Originally posted by LXjames:
That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......


True story hahaha

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LMFAO WTF HELLA FUNNY
 

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Posted by 2T0NE (Member # 4216) on :
 

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Originally posted by LXjames:
That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......


True story hahaha

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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
That awkward moment when you get a veggie burrito thrown at your mustang, rear end someone's car then get choked out.

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ahh fucker, you got it! alright it your moment

but how about that awkward moment when your layin it down on a chick u just met and then from below you hear the cho-cho makin fart noises!!
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 

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Originally posted by LXjames:
That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......


True story hahaha

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lol,thats a GAY moment

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thats depends did you sock-em a d tell him to back the fuck up, or did you get wet and melt??? melt
 

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Posted by 90GT510 (Member # 9199) on :
 
When you dont know whether to go in for the hand shake and both of you see the hesitation lol
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
how about that awkward moment when your smakin your girl from the back and the dog comes in and starts lickin your ass.......and when you leave you steal your girls dog!!
 

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Posted by stock fox (Member # 9211) on :
 
That awkward moment when someone talking to the person behind u but for a quick sec u think there talking to u
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
so ur girlfriend (well really my ex) realizes she likes to get slapped around (without brusing, open palm) , a little bit during foreplay and sex, how bout the funny moment where she gets brazen and goes for the unsuspecting slap on me and ends up pokin me in the eye, (which we laugh and work through,) but how bout the wtf awkward moment when she goes for it again 4 min later and i damn near lose the eye this time!!

[ August 08, 2012, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: rollin5ive0 ]
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
and who could forget the awkward moment late night closing the restaurant, and you call your female boss "baby" and when it gets even more awkward when she comes up behind u squeezes your ass and says yes "honey"


 

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Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on :
 
Akward moment when u girls sister goes thru her phone n finds them cock pics n doesnt stop looking thru them n gives u a lil smirk flirty laught...

Or when ur do it in the car n ur sistr wlks out n sees you doing it peeks thru the window n doesnt go away....
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 

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Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
Akward moment when u girls sister goes thru her phone n finds them cock pics n doesnt stop looking thru them n gives u a lil smirk flirty laught...

Or when ur do it in the car n ur sistr wlks out n sees you doing it peeks thru the window n doesnt go away....

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as long as she didnt make her way in its stays borderline awkward/wierd.......u arent origonally from arkansas, or kentucky ish areas are u?hahahaahaah
 

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Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
The awkward moment when a girl says bye to you in front of 2 CAFORDS friends like if you've exchanged more than 5 words before N waves then comes back like she's gonna hug you then stops midway N extends her LEFT hand for a handshake.
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
hhahahahah i got one, but u gotta think way back......farther,early teens, for most of us anyway........how bout that awkward moment when u got the first girl u ate out naked andyour makin your move, goin over everything you've seen in porn and tryin to put it to use, then when u couldnt playtounge darts no more you slowly look up over the unshaven highschool jungle and shes got a kinda half smile not bad not good, maybe indifferent and your not sure if it tasted good or bad, and theres deafening awkward silence,
 

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Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 
How about that akward moment when your hittin from the back and and don't pull out and she starts freakin out
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
how bout that awkward moment whenyour hittin it in her throat and she already told you, no salty mouthwash, but shes soo damn good it sneaks up on u and bam enough protien shake to last a week, and your giggilin as she in the bathroom pukin, and then she come out, and u try not to look her in the eye that didnt get any in it!!!
 

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Posted by Carless (Member # 9119) on :
 
That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.
 

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Posted by triple b (Member # 8763) on :
 
that ackward monment when u blew ur load in her mouth and she suck u dry and ur just laying there like ok stop sucking now cuz it really tickles or...ur hitting it from the back and u catch a wiff of shit and u filp her over hella fast and she like whats wrong hahahahahaha

[ August 08, 2012, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: triple b ]
 

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Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 
how about that akward moment when you talkin to bitch at the bar and she gets up pukes all over your new kicks and her gay friend comes over and starts yelling at you because you "made" her drink an adious and you shit outta luck after buyin a 10 dollar drink and all your boys are laughing at you
 

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Posted by triple b (Member # 8763) on :
 

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Originally posted by DIRTY SALLY:
how about that akward moment when you talkin to bitch at the bar and she gets up pukes all over your new kicks and her gay friend comes over and starts yelling at you because you "made" her drink an adious and you shit outta luck after buyin a 10 dollar drink and all your boys are laughing at you

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Originally posted by Carless:
That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.

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you know whats funny is i do about the same , anything to avoid her lips, now dirty sally on the other hand he told me he makes sure she dosent swallow and cant wait to get into a snowball fight? whatever that means?
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 

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Originally posted by triple b:
that ackward monment when u blew ur load in her mouth and she suck u dry and ur just laying there like ok stop sucking now cuz it really tickles or...ur hitting it from the back and u catch a wiff of shit and u filp her over hella fast and she like whats wrong hahahahahaha

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ohhhh shit (pardon the pun), i never wanted to admit that has happened, but since im not the only one!! AWKWARD, i would always think to myself after it happened, bitch u know your commin over, not to eat dinner, or a movie, we aint discussin politics,u hear for dick, i booty called in the middle of the day, and you always come cause you know u get flipped over, spun round and turned out, you couldnt have take a shower, used the head on high and cleeeeaned that shit oyutc'mon!
 

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Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 

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Originally posted by Carless:
That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.

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you know whats funny is i do about the same , anything to avoid her lips, now dirty sally on the other hand he told me he makes sure she dosent swallow and cant wait to get into a snowball fight? whatever that means?

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hell naw fool i wait to that prime moment and then i pull her face up nut in mouth then i sock her right in the mouth, strawberry short cake time son hahaha

better yet the pissed off pirate nut in her eye then i kick that bitch right in the shin!
 

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Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 

 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!


you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone...................................
 

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Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 

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Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!


you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone...................................

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Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!


you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone...................................

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bath salts are one hell of a drug

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bondage huh? iil bet you have the all patent leather gimp suit, with extra big red ball gag?......lol
 

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Posted by Anderthizzle (Member # 7910) on :
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!


you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone................................... [/QUOTE
I thought I saw you in your clown suit at the park.I thought you retired that suit.Had to bring it out of retirement.
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 

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Originally posted by Anderthizzle:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by rollin5ive0:
this is a terrible one, poor clown suit gets wrecked!!


you know that awkward moment when u get done bangin the chick u picked up at the park, and you get up and theres blood all over your clown suitnt, and you blow up, at her, then she starts crying and you feel bad, so you say hey darlin, you know how u said in 3 years you'll be oldn enopugh to get your license, well how bout ill start teachin ya soon!! besides i need to get u back to the park, before your parents know ur gone................................... [/QUOTE
I thought I saw you in your clown suit at the park.I thought you retired that suit.Had to bring it out of retirement.

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awww how u gonna bust your boy out like that, u know im lonely out here deep in the sui(cide)sun! hey wait a min.....if you saw me, or i mean the the clown that means u were out here too, and theres only one reason i know u come to suisun, dont worry i wont tell people your doin animal ganbangs again, but just remember what happened to u last time u took on two clydesdales, do you still have to carry around that spoon....to you know!!anyways gotta get back to clean the clown suit!!!
 

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
i remember how awkward it was the morning after halloween i had brought home the sexiest little bunny (boy shorts, knee highs ,a top that was more viki secrets than anything,fluffy white tail, topped off with ears.........sexy!!) well i stepped out for a cig and when i came in bunny was not in my room, then i hear her talkin,in the kitchen, when i come around the corner mom is staring at the half naked chic, with a look of disgust and the bitch has started makin coffee and yapin away at my mom,then mom slowly turned her gaze to me and i said oh hey ma this is....uhhhh.....she is...ummm .....sh...euhh, at that time i understood the true meaning op awkward!!!ddd
 

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Posted by SLOWFOX (Member # 11067) on :
 
Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..
 

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Posted by 2T0NE (Member # 4216) on :
 

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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
The awkward moment when a girl says bye to you in front of 2 CAFORDS friends like if you've exchanged more than 5 words before N waves then comes back like she's gonna hug you then stops midway N extends her LEFT hand for a handshake.

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Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..

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Originally posted by 2T0NE:

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Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..

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hes been very on everyt thread this month.Lol

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Originally posted by SLOWFOX:
Mr rollin5oh u got stories to telll..

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hes been very on everyt thread this month.Lol

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He just got out of prison for that time when he was wearing th clown suit at chucky cheese trying to get kids to sit on his lap.

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^^^^^^^ACQUITTED OF THOSE CHARGES^^^^^^^^^i was makin balloon anatomeeeeeiiiimmm mm mean.........animals we were makin animals mearly showing the kids how to make balloon animals
but you could say i was in a prison of sorts, MARRIAGE], now that ive escaped its like i got 3 years of life i gotta get back!.....that and i had to move back wit the folks,.......its hard to hang out wit pops allllll the time so im hangin out wit my ca forsds homies now!! and i know im 100% agreeable, always right, never make mistakes and im absolute sure my opinion is reallly what people wait to hear!!!!m hahahahaahahahahahah,fire away!!
 

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Posted by 2T0NE (Member # 4216) on :
 
lol..CAFORDS FRIENDS FTW
 

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Posted by Big block 66 f100 (Member # 8867) on :
 

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Originally posted by kingroy:
Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.

That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL

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Originally posted by Big block 66 f100:

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Originally posted by kingroy:
Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.

That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL

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I have this one beat i was on my girls plan with verizon and i had a metro on the side and i a chick i was talking to sent me a pic and i couldnt see it on the little metro screen so i sent it to my verizon phone come to find out i sent it to my girls phone so she found out about the chick and the metro it was a double wamie....

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Originally posted by Big block 66 f100:

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Originally posted by kingroy:
Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.

That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL

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I have this one beat i was on my girls plan with verizon and i had a metro on the side and i a chick i was talking to sent me a pic and i couldnt see it on the little metro screen so i sent it to my verizon phone come to find out i sent it to my girls phone so she found out about the chick and the metro it was a double wamie....

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Lmfao!!! That's a fail!!

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Originally posted by Carless:
That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.

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Posted by rollin5ive0 (Member # 8592) on :
 
you know that awkward moment when you makin out with a bad ass chic you picked up and your jus about to unzip her pants and she stops and you say whats a matter baby, and she say we have to use a condum, and your thinkin fuck at least i have this time, but you say oh yeah of course i always do, and you go back to unzipping and she stops u again and says well we have to use it cause, well, i have herpes, but i dont have an out break right now and the doctor says if i use a condum theres a 99% chance i wont transmit...hahahahhahahahah that is a true story happened to my boy i bout died laughing he said he it was REEEEAL silent for about 30 sec then he said bold faced lets go to your room, when she got to the doorway he said im gonna go to the bathroom get naked and she smiled and got excited like ohh goodie hes still gonna fuck me and when she dissapeared into the room he turn on the bathroom light and fan closed the door and bounced left the jordan and his shirt!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Posted by 2Foxes2Five0Coupes (Member # 9154) on :
 
^^^Lol. Dude with some grammatical corrections a little editing you could write some entertaining books! He really does have stories! Lol
 

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Posted by 2Foxes2Five0Coupes (Member # 9154) on :
 
^^^Lol. Dude with some grammatical corrections a little editing you could write some entertaining books! He really does have stories! Lol
 

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Posted by fredfifty (Member # 10320) on :
 
awkward to have a GF (ex now) of 2 months to proudly show you her collection of sexy underwear, until she accidentally shows you the one with a skidmark.
 

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Posted by v-town coupe (Member # 2771) on :
 
That awkward moment when your talking to your homie on the phone and hes talking shit about his girl and you both find out she was home the whole time!

that awkward moment when your dad has a talk with you because the "old " phone you just gave your mom still had all your sexting on there.

True stories, lets see if the board member these happened to,chimes in!
 

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