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coupedup
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I think animal planet did a episode on this
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A gorilla would win because im a gorilla and id beat the shit out of a bear
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SwEeT03Gt
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quote: Originally posted by svfreerider87: if the gorilla doesn't land the first crucial strike, the bear has tactical advantage (4 sharp paws) and razor sharp teeth, my vote goes to the bear, they've found bears that have had 45 and 40 cal magazines emptied in their chests/stomachs and they were still out doing work on humans and other prey. I'd say we pull up the statistic of how many humans get killed by bears and humans that get killed by gorillas.
hippos kill more humans a year then bears do
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Posts: 4484 | From: -NicKlE n DiMe- | Registered: Sep 2010
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KINGROY
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quote: Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt: quote: Originally posted by svfreerider87: if the gorilla doesn't land the first crucial strike, the bear has tactical advantage (4 sharp paws) and razor sharp teeth, my vote goes to the bear, they've found bears that have had 45 and 40 cal magazines emptied in their chests/stomachs and they were still out doing work on humans and other prey. I'd say we pull up the statistic of how many humans get killed by bears and humans that get killed by gorillas.
hippos kill more humans a year then bears do
~damn Roy what have you started lol~
Hippos kill more than bears? LOL.
I was just curious. I'm taking a anthropology class and the instructor was talking about great apes and Gorillas. Then I get home I see something about bears on TV. Then the question came up, who would win between a bear and a gorilla.
After further thought, I'll put my money on the Gorilla. Even at full adult weight for the bear. Here's why:
1) The gorilla has reach over the bear 2) The gorilla is more agile as well.
Here's a scenario. A bear somehow makes it to Africa and is looking for food after that long as trip across the ocean. He ends up in the Congo and sees a Gorilla. The Gorilla doesn't see the Bear as food but as a threat. The bear attacks, and the gorilla defends. The gorilla leaps and swings a punch at the bear, basically molly wop his ass. The bear is stunned but not hurt. The bear is limited by his reach and lack of agility compared to the Gorilla, so it's exerting all its energy chasing the gorilla as its bounding circles around the him and getting hit by hard as sucker punches thrown by the gorilla. As long as the Gorilla stays away from the bears claws and grasp, the Gorilla will take the bear after a long, fought battle. But even if the bear got a hit in with the claws or a bite, the enormous strength of the gorilla will get that bear off of him. But will probably die later due to too much blood lost. Gorilla FTW. LOL
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SwEeT03Gt
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quote: Originally posted by kingroy: quote: Originally posted by SwEeT 03 Gt: quote: Originally posted by svfreerider87: if the gorilla doesn't land the first crucial strike, the bear has tactical advantage (4 sharp paws) and razor sharp teeth, my vote goes to the bear, they've found bears that have had 45 and 40 cal magazines emptied in their chests/stomachs and they were still out doing work on humans and other prey. I'd say we pull up the statistic of how many humans get killed by bears and humans that get killed by gorillas.
hippos kill more humans a year then bears do
~damn Roy what have you started lol~
Hippos kill more than bears? LOL.
I was just curious. I'm taking a anthropology class and the instructor was talking about great apes and Gorillas. Then I get home I see something about bears on TV. Then the question came up, who would win between a bear and a gorilla.
After further thought, I'll put my money on the Gorilla. Even at full adult weight for the bear. Here's why:
1) The gorilla has reach over the bear 2) The gorilla is more agile as well.
Here's a scenario. A bear somehow makes it to Africa and is looking for food after that long as trip across the ocean. He ends up in the Congo and sees a Gorilla. The Gorilla doesn't see the Bear as food but as a threat. The bear attacks, and the gorilla defends. The gorilla leaps and swings a punch at the bear, basically molly wop his ass. The bear is stunned but not hurt. The bear is limited by his reach and lack of agility compared to the Gorilla, so it's exerting all its energy chasing the gorilla as its bounding circles around the him and getting hit by hard as sucker punches thrown by the gorilla. As long as the Gorilla stays away from the bears claws and grasp, the Gorilla will take the bear after a long, fought battle. But even if the bear got a hit in with the claws or a bite, the enormous strength of the gorilla will get that bear off of him. But will probably die later due to too much blood lost. Gorilla FTW. LOL
Africa is also the only continent that doesnt have bears
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Wildfire532FB
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Put a grizzly in Africa and there wouldn't be any monkeys or gorillas there lol
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quote: Originally posted by WildFire532FB: Put a grizzly in Africa and there wouldn't be any monkeys or gorillas there lol
It wouldn't survive to much competition and a pride of lions would destroy it
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quote: Originally posted by WildFire532FB: Put a grizzly in Africa and there wouldn't be any monkeys or gorillas there lol
It wouldn't survive to much competition and a pride of lions would destroy it
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Wildfire532FB
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quote: Originally posted by RONIN:
Bear wins
Is that a Bear eating a Gorilla? lol
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50DADDY
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I say gorilla hammers grizzly a few times then bear pins gorilla down and rips his throat out and peels back his cap.
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quote: Originally posted by WildFire532FB: quote: Originally posted by RONIN:
Bear wins
Is that a Bear eating a Gorilla? lol
i think thats bigfoot
Posts: 4484 | From: -NicKlE n DiMe- | Registered: Sep 2010
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1ST0KGT
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I got the bear if its Cali Raised lol
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Posts: 1742 | From: San Jose (SOUTH BAY) | Registered: Jan 2011
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quote: Originally posted by Chavez66: the gorilla would dick slap the bear and have that bitch working the corner, the fight would probably look something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPmPSls-9s
Hahahahahahaha....
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Posts: 7604 | From: *NORTHERN*KILLA4NIA* | Registered: Oct 2008
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CobramanPhil
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Just throwing this out there since the Grizzly is not the largest and fiercest bear...how about a polar bear:
Average size (770-1500 pounds..close to 10 feet in height).
I know the gorilla is very strong..but I also know he would be smart enough to run away FAST if he encountered a 1500 pound bear. If the gorilla tried to do some ground and pound they are going to feel like love taps to the bear like he gets from other polar bears when playing around
Posts: 1016 | From: California, Bay Area | Registered: Dec 2002
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svfreerider87
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again to my point, bears have been found with multiple magazines of 9mm .40 cal, and 45 pumped into them and that didn't stop them from mauling the hikers that fired upon them, I don't think a gorilla would keep charging after half a magazine from a 1911 45, but I could be wrong, now the real question how do we trap a bear and a gorilla and find out the real answer, maybe we should just make roy nelson fight kimbo slice (bear vs gorilla).
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