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Author Topic: How will you die? Find out! svt3773 ¯ Member # 4759 posted                              same as blueovalracing -------------------- 1989 Ford Ranger Posts: 509 | From: Redwood | Registered: Aug 2004  |  : mtbaughs Road Racer Member # 4052 posted                              While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death. -------------------- R.I.P. Charlie Bruno Dec 2001 Posts: 2019 | From: Boise, Idaho | Registered: Jan 2004  |  : 84GT5.0 ¯ Member # 5227 posted                              While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning. holy shit i live down a dark country road, and theres always deer in the road -------------------- RIP Russell W. Krill Posts: 1300 | From: San Jose | Registered: Jan 2005  |  : BlownCobra98 ¯ Member # 5943 posted                              After a long night at the bar, I stop to get gas on my way home. As I'm filling the tank, my drunk friend in the passenger seat, throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both me and the car. I am quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette. lol Well its a good thing I don't go to bars I will stay more away now lol. -------------------- Never enough Horspower always thirsty for more. Drive it like you stole it. Representing HCI Motorsports. Posts: 142 | From: Carmichael | Registered: Aug 2005  |  : BlownCobra98 ¯ Member # 5943 posted                              heres my girls " A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork" well it looks like I will do the shopping then lol -------------------- Never enough Horspower always thirsty for more. Drive it like you stole it. Representing HCI Motorsports. Posts: 142 | From: Carmichael | Registered: Aug 2005  |  : 03SVTPower CAFords OG Member # 518 posted                              Wow, who would of thought, bad luck with a car again...Here is mine After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum. -------------------- 2003 Redfire "AED" Cobra R.I.P Posts: 3481 | From: Nor-Cal | Registered: Oct 2001  |  : bunchmyfunky CAFords Drag Racing Mod Member # 360 posted                              I have the best one! While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors. -------------------- 01 GT 5spd 1.76 12.79@105.49 Posts: 2433 | From: Vacaville | Registered: Jul 2001  |  :

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