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Posted by FasterDamnit (Member # 442) on :
 
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

My first one was due to chasing a lit cigarette on the floor of the car and swerving into oncoming traffic and hitting a truck head-on.

Here is my second try-

While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.

I am detecting a theme...

Anyone need a lift?
 

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Posted by jadesville (Member # 5885) on :
 
While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

weak
 

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Posted by silverLX (Member # 3207) on :
 
I'll die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.
 

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Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

[ February 01, 2006, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Jdub07 ]
 

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Posted by LuvMy04GT (Member # 4791) on :
 
An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.

lol
 

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Posted by Jmir018 (Member # 1414) on :
 
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)


damn .. why can't i die busting a nut like silverlx
 

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Posted by crazyhorse (Member # 5662) on :
 
While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
lol
 

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Posted by blind (Member # 3052) on :
 
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

looks like I need to take the stairs or elevater instead
 

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Posted by bottled02GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 
1st and 4th very possible lol (kiddin on first)

Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself
2nd
While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.
3rd
You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease
lol and last (i got a few name combo's)
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
 

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Posted by t top freak (Member # 6269) on :
 
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
 

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Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :
 
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
 

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Posted by 2NSANE (Member # 2644) on :
 
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

 

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Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :
 
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.
 

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Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :
 

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Originally posted by 2NSANE:
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

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ouch
 

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Posted by putter (Member # 4253) on :
 
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
 

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Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :
 
lol heres another one...A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

 

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Posted by 89 FAKE SNAKE (Member # 4531) on :
 
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.


ouch.
 

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Posted by two-gun kid (Member # 5891) on :
 

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While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

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i wonder movie ill be watching?
 

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Posted by Fostang (Member # 3752) on :
 
While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.
 

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Posted by LIL MZ MISCHEIF (Member # 5585) on :
 
You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.
 

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Posted by bottled02GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 

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Originally posted by putter:
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

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Posted by BlueOvalRacing (Member # 1531) on :
 
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
 

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
that would suck
 

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Posted by svt3773 (Member # 4759) on :
 
same as blueoval racing
 

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Posted by andyman_2k01 (Member # 1448) on :
 
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
 

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Posted by svt3773 (Member # 4759) on :
 
same as blueovalracing
 

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Posted by mtbaughs (Member # 4052) on :
 
While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death.

 

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Posted by 84GT5.0 (Member # 5227) on :
 
While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

holy shit i live down a dark country road, and theres always deer in the road
 

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Posted by BlownCobra98 (Member # 5943) on :
 
After a long night at the bar, I stop to get gas on my way home. As I'm filling the tank, my drunk friend in the passenger seat, throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both me and the car. I am quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette. lol Well its a good thing I don't go to bars I will stay more away now lol.
 

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Posted by BlownCobra98 (Member # 5943) on :
 
heres my girls " A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork" well it looks like I will do the shopping then lol
 

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Posted by 03SVTPower (Member # 518) on :
 
Wow, who would of thought, bad luck with a car again...Here is mine

After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.
 

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Posted by bunchmyfunky (Member # 360) on :
 
I have the best one!


While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.
 

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