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9cobra7
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A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'
He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.
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If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, don't walk.
Posts: 2633 | From: usa | Registered: May 2003
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SLOWBACK 67
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Nice LOL.
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005
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LSFairmont
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Lmfao!!
Posts: 3653 | From: the land of the lost | Registered: Sep 2005
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SIC9250
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![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif) lol funny shit
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Coyote_Mach1
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95gtdrop
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hhahah nice
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1997 SVT cobra SOLD;(
2004 SVT Cobra Vert
Posts: 1221 | From: sacramento | Registered: Mar 2007
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NEIGHT
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LMFAO
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-Savage Habits-
1992 Summer Edition
1986 Hatch- catfish killer
1964 Impala hard top
Posts: 18548 | From: EA$T $IDE REDWOOD CITY | Registered: Nov 2008
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That 1 made me laugh ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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86 Caged Coupe 5.0
91 Salvaged Coupe
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FordRyderz510
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Hahaha
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Ford Ryderz -Est. 2003
88' GT
96' GT
97' Saleen #17
94' GT-Sold
Posts: 1894 | From: Hayward | Registered: May 2006
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COBRA50
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Ha ha ha good one lol
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94 SVT BLOWN LIGHTNING
Posts: 166 | From: RWC | Registered: Jan 2012
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VENOMUS PONY 5.0
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Lmao ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
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If You Want More Inches - Stroke It!!!
Mystery stang in the works..
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H8RPWRD
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Ahahahaha
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89 Lx Vert
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01 Bullitt #00919- Sold
90 LX- Sold
89 LX Vert- Sold
89 LX (DarkHorse)-Sold
Posts: 1332 | From: Hayward | Registered: Dec 2012
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Venomousnotch
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Hahaha LMMFAO....
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🏁•2004 MUSTANG SVT COBRA•🏁
"WHEN THE WHINING STARTS,IT MEANS JUSTICE IS ABOUT TO BE SERVED"..
Posts: 7609 | From: *NORTHERN*KILLA4NIA* | Registered: Oct 2008
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