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Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'

He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.
 
Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Nice LOL.
 
Posted by 5Porn0 (Member # 6001) on :
 
Lmfao!!
 
Posted by SIC9250 (Member # 8216) on :
 
[worship] lol funny shit
 
Posted by 95gtdrop (Member # 7478) on :
 
hhahah nice
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
LMFAO
 
Posted by i (Member # 12534) on :
 
That 1 made me laugh [Wink]
 
Posted by FordRyderz510 (Member # 6771) on :
 
Hahaha
 
Posted by COBRA50 (Member # 11614) on :
 
Ha ha ha good one lol
 
Posted by VENOMUS PONY 5.0 (Member # 7785) on :
 
Lmao [dance]
 
Posted by FiveOhChuck (Member # 12588) on :
 
Ahahahaha [worship]
 
Posted by Venomousnotch (Member # 8695) on :
 
Hahaha LMMFAO.... [worship] [worship]
 




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