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[QUOTE]Originally posted by 9cobra7: [QB] A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?' He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ... But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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9cobra7
Member # 2812
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A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'
He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.
SLOWBACK 67
Member # 6348
posted
Nice LOL.
5Porn0
Member # 6001
posted
Lmfao!!
SIC9250
Member # 8216
posted
lol funny shit
95gtdrop
Member # 7478
posted
hhahah nice
NEIGHT
Member # 8741
posted
LMFAO
i
Member # 12534
posted
That 1 made me laugh
FordRyderz510
Member # 6771
posted
Hahaha
COBRA50
Member # 11614
posted
Ha ha ha good one lol
VENOMUS PONY 5.0
Member # 7785
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Lmao
FiveOhChuck
Member # 12588
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Ahahahaha
Venomousnotch
Member # 8695
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Hahaha LMMFAO....
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