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KINGROY
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Lets list them awkward moments. I'll lead it off.
That awkward moment when you send the wrong message to the wrong girl. LOL
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that awkward moment where you say goodbye then walk the same way
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Pure Stang
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Lmfao I've done that
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Bulkster90
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That akward moment when the car you cut off and speed off in front of catches up to you down the highway five minutes later.
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Duncan Motors
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when u fuckin and u call her someone else. a couple times i am guilty lol
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Camara90
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When you rip some serious protein shake drinking farts in the office, and the female boss walks in.
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50DADDY
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LXjames
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That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......
True story hahaha
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85notch fo-eye
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quote: Originally posted by LXjames: That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......
True story hahaha
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2T0NE
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quote: Originally posted by LXjames: That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......
True story hahaha
lol,thats a GAY moment
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Raelsmar
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That awkward moment when you get a veggie burrito thrown at your mustang, rear end someone's car then get choked out.
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rollin5ive0
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quote: Originally posted by x Raelsmar x: That awkward moment when you get a veggie burrito thrown at your mustang, rear end someone's car then get choked out.
ahh fucker, you got it! alright it your moment
but how about that awkward moment when your layin it down on a chick u just met and then from below you hear the cho-cho makin fart noises!!
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rollin5ive0
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quote: Originally posted by 2T0NE: quote: Originally posted by LXjames: That awkward moment when your boy leans in to tell you something about a girl you both see and his lips touch your ear......
True story hahaha
lol,thats a GAY moment
thats depends did you sock-em a d tell him to back the fuck up, or did you get wet and melt??? melt
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When you dont know whether to go in for the hand shake and both of you see the hesitation lol
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rollin5ive0
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how about that awkward moment when your smakin your girl from the back and the dog comes in and starts lickin your ass.......and when you leave you steal your girls dog!!
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That awkward moment when someone talking to the person behind u but for a quick sec u think there talking to u
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rollin5ive0
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so ur girlfriend (well really my ex) realizes she likes to get slapped around (without brusing, open palm) , a little bit during foreplay and sex, how bout the funny moment where she gets brazen and goes for the unsuspecting slap on me and ends up pokin me in the eye, (which we laugh and work through,) but how bout the wtf awkward moment when she goes for it again 4 min later and i damn near lose the eye this time!! [ August 08, 2012, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: rollin5ive0 ]
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rollin5ive0
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and who could forget the awkward moment late night closing the restaurant, and you call your female boss "baby" and when it gets even more awkward when she comes up behind u squeezes your ass and says yes "honey"
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SLOWFOX
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Akward moment when u girls sister goes thru her phone n finds them cock pics n doesnt stop looking thru them n gives u a lil smirk flirty laught...
Or when ur do it in the car n ur sistr wlks out n sees you doing it peeks thru the window n doesnt go away....
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rollin5ive0
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quote: Originally posted by SLOWFOX: Akward moment when u girls sister goes thru her phone n finds them cock pics n doesnt stop looking thru them n gives u a lil smirk flirty laught...
Or when ur do it in the car n ur sistr wlks out n sees you doing it peeks thru the window n doesnt go away....
as long as she didnt make her way in its stays borderline awkward/wierd.......u arent origonally from arkansas, or kentucky ish areas are u?hahahaahaah
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NEIGHT
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The awkward moment when a girl says bye to you in front of 2 CAFORDS friends like if you've exchanged more than 5 words before N waves then comes back like she's gonna hug you then stops midway N extends her LEFT hand for a handshake.
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rollin5ive0
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hhahahahah i got one, but u gotta think way back......farther,early teens, for most of us anyway........how bout that awkward moment when u got the first girl u ate out naked andyour makin your move, goin over everything you've seen in porn and tryin to put it to use, then when u couldnt playtounge darts no more you slowly look up over the unshaven highschool jungle and shes got a kinda half smile not bad not good, maybe indifferent and your not sure if it tasted good or bad, and theres deafening awkward silence,
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DIRTY SALLY
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How about that akward moment when your hittin from the back and and don't pull out and she starts freakin out
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rollin5ive0
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how bout that awkward moment whenyour hittin it in her throat and she already told you, no salty mouthwash, but shes soo damn good it sneaks up on u and bam enough protien shake to last a week, and your giggilin as she in the bathroom pukin, and then she come out, and u try not to look her in the eye that didnt get any in it!!!
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Carless
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That awkward moment after a blowjob where she tries to kiss you and you do the heisman on that hoe.
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