|
Author
|
Topic: How will you die? Find out!
|
FasterDamnit
Bad Attitude
Member # 442
|
posted
 
 
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
My first one was due to chasing a lit cigarette on the floor of the car and swerving into oncoming traffic and hitting a truck head-on.
Here is my second try-
While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
I am detecting a theme...
Anyone need a lift? ![[burnout]](graemlins/burnout.gif)
--------------------
'92 LX T5
Looked stock, went 11's 11.90 at 115mph.
'65 Mustang 347
www.fordmuscle.com
Livin' in the Carolina Pines
Posts: 2971 | From: NorCal | Registered: Sep 2001
| :
|
|
jadesville
¯
Member # 5885
|
posted
While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.
weak ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
--------------------
1968 Hardtop Coupe
Posts: 229 | From: Portland, OR | Registered: Jul 2005
| :
|
|
silverLX
¯
Member # 3207
|
posted
I'll die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.
--------------------
88LX hatch 410w
88LX vert gears, exhaust
95GT H/C/I
Posts: 1613 | From: Sonoma County | Registered: Aug 2003
| :
|
|
Jdub07
( O Y O )
Member # 2728
|
posted
Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.
[ February 01, 2006, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Jdub07 ]
Posts: 7282 | Registered: Apr 2003
| :
|
|
LuvMy04GT
¯
Member # 4791
|
posted
An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) lol
--------------------
who
Posts: 369 | From: Milpitas, CA | Registered: Aug 2004
| :
|
|
stangless
¯
Member # 1414
|
posted
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
damn ![[BS flag]](graemlins/bs_flag.gif) .. why can't i die busting a nut like silverlx ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
--------------------
=(
Posts: 4634 | From: bay | Registered: Jun 2002
| :
|
|
crazyhorse
¯
Member # 5662
|
posted
While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
lol
--------------------
1965 Mustang coupe
Posts: 761 | From: Bay Area | Registered: May 2005
| :
|
|
Blind
2.3L
CAFords OG
Member # 3052
|
posted
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.
looks like I need to take the stairs or elevater instead
--------------------
89 LX Notchback ex 4cyl, 14psi
02 Harley F150, 15psi
Posts: 8521 | From: Fairfield | Registered: Jul 2003
| :
|
|
Mr.Lucky
CAFords OG
Member # 1772
|
posted
1st and 4th very possible lol (kiddin on first)
Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself
2nd
While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.
3rd
You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease
lol and last (i got a few name combo's)
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
--------------------
95GT: Bolt ons.
Good sellers/buyers: Stangs R Us, 1SicGt, sn4bwc, racsirx, WickedStang, Autumnstang97, cali95gt
Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002
| :
|
|
t top freak
¯
Member # 6269
|
posted
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
--------------------
1994 cobra - sold!
1986 t top gt - parted out and sold!
on the hunt for another
Posts: 1023 | From: sacramento | Registered: Dec 2005
| :
|
|
88DroptopGT
¯
Member # 2535
|
posted
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
Posts: 3978 | From: 707 | Registered: Mar 2003
| :
|
|
2NSANE
¯
Member # 2644
|
posted
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.
Posts: 487 | From: San Mateo | Registered: Mar 2003
| :
|
|
PWR HNGRY 302
¯
Member # 6000
|
posted
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.
--------------------
87 Fox- Restoration in progress
2014 Tacoma DCLB MGM
2017 Prius Prime (The Daily)
Posts: 2655 | From: SF Bay Area | Registered: Sep 2005
| :
|
|
PWR HNGRY 302
¯
Member # 6000
|
posted
quote:
Originally posted by 2NSANE:
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.
ouch
--------------------
87 Fox- Restoration in progress
2014 Tacoma DCLB MGM
2017 Prius Prime (The Daily)
Posts: 2655 | From: SF Bay Area | Registered: Sep 2005
| :
|
|
putter
¯
Member # 4253
|
posted
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
--------------------
KEEP THE SHIT REAL!
Is someone posting a bunch of B/S and lies? PM me Ill bust em out for ya!
Sellers Beware WayfastYtee "BAD TRADER"
Posts: 626 | From: sacramento | Registered: Mar 2004
| :
|
|
PWR HNGRY 302
¯
Member # 6000
|
posted
lol heres another one...A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.
--------------------
87 Fox- Restoration in progress
2014 Tacoma DCLB MGM
2017 Prius Prime (The Daily)
Posts: 2655 | From: SF Bay Area | Registered: Sep 2005
| :
|
|
89 FAKE SNAKE
¯
Member # 4531
|
posted
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.
ouch.
--------------------
90 COUPE
01 R1 (stock)
04 XR-50(stroked)
06 TT-R50E
SRA & PWA member
Posts: 3075 | From: san jose | Registered: May 2004
| :
|
|
two-gun kid2
¯
Member # 5891
|
posted
quote:
While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.
i wonder movie ill be watching?
Posts: 5566 | From: Hayward,Ca | Registered: Jul 2005
| :
|
|
Fostang
¯
Member # 3752
|
posted
While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.
--------------------
67' Fastback TT 408
67' Camaro Lsx
64' Corvette Fuelie
57' Chevy Bel Air Lsx
68’ Pony Convertible
66’ Pony Coupe
Posts: 3012 | From: Stockton/Danville | Registered: Nov 2003
| :
|
|
|
|
Mr.Lucky
CAFords OG
Member # 1772
|
posted
quote:
Originally posted by putter:
While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your wife and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
--------------------
95GT: Bolt ons.
Good sellers/buyers: Stangs R Us, 1SicGt, sn4bwc, racsirx, WickedStang, Autumnstang97, cali95gt
Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002
| :
|
|
BlueOvalRacing
¯
Member # 1531
|
posted
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
Posts: 1159 | From: Pioneer | Registered: Jul 2002
| :
|
|
|
|
svt3773
¯
Member # 4759
|
posted
same as blueoval racing
--------------------
1989 Ford Ranger
Posts: 509 | From: Redwood | Registered: Aug 2004
| :
|
|
andyman_2k01
CAFords OG
Member # 1448
|
posted
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.
--------------------
-00 Mustang GT (R Clone)
-99 Saleen Convert. #231-SOLD
Posts: 1503 | From: Bay Area, CA | Registered: Jun 2002
| :
|
|
Email this post to someone!
Printer friendly view of this Ford topic
