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SLOWBACK 67
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You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.
Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.
[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."
She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.
Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude. ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005
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LXjames
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quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.
Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.
[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."
She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.
Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude.
Yea but then she gets pissed again because she's on/starter her period.
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Posts: 4761 | From: Pittsburg CA | Registered: Mar 2011
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Originally posted by LXjames:
quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.
Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.
[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."
She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.
Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude.
Yea but then she gets pissed again because she's on/starter her period.
Hahaha its funny u guys mention this. My girl get the birth control shot from kaiser. She doesn't get a period unless she stops taking it! Although I guess when she does finally get it, it comes with a force! (i haven't been with her long enough to see it, and im saving my hotel casino comp points for the day she does stop taking it)
Anyhow, I'm fucked because I can't blame her ridiculousness on menstruation. Although I know for a fact that she still goes into pms mode.
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Posts: 531 | From: East Bay | Registered: Jul 2011
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166 Merlo
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Does she suck ur dick? Maybe ur dick sucks...
[ September 09, 2012, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: 166 Merlot ]
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Secnd2nun64
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Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.
Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.
[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."
She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.
Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude.
What if its not that time of the month. Talk about adding fuel to the fire!! Haha
Posts: 1460 | From: CA | Registered: Jun 2002
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SLOWBACK 67
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^ Man you have to know when their time of the month is. They might try and sneak an extra one in on you. BTW I told my wife about some of the responses to this thread and she got a good laugh out of it.
Her advice was to tell her she's pretty more often. Especially when she retaining water on her period. Her words not mine LOL.
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005
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Luke87GT
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Two things:
a.) Take a long look in the mirror - are you holding up your side of the relationship agreement?
If that's not the problem, well...
b.) That GF choice might take some rethinking. Cause if it's bad not, it usually only gets worse.
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No pussy is worth grief. if you cant sleep at night because some bitch is haunting you, drop it like a bad habit... just saying.
Also, I agree with the throwing a cold burrito. works wonders.
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I agree with everything , and just pretend i understand thats all you can really do lol. No matter if you right there will be a fight . Guys are never right in a girls head .
[ September 11, 2012, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: PonyGT916 ]
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grab your keys, go take your car out and row some gears. You will feel a lot better.
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quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.
Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.
[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."
She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.
Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude.
Never mention period in any way shape or form!!! Learned that the hard way lol
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Posts: 6497 | From: San Jose | Registered: Nov 2006
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Chris Rock said it best "men are always at a disadvantage when arguing with women because men feel the need to make sence" just let her cool off and shell come back ha
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Better off buying an 6/12 pack head to the man cave watch sum some t.v, play xbox/ps3, or work on your car or even better spark a blunt.
[ September 12, 2012, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: 90fox5.0 ]
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Posts: 1827 | From: South sacramento | Registered: Jul 2009
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Originally posted by 91blackonblack:
I jus go in the freezer an throw a cold ass buritto at her an then jump over the couch an put her in a cold ass choke hold.
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