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Posted by At1Maverick69 (Member # 6177) on :
 
I know I'm not the only one who lives with thier "better" half/girlfriend. How the f&ck do you cope with the tornado of attitude/temper tantrum and whatever the hell kind of a fit the lady goes into. Cuz I've just have had enough of this crap, ugh!!
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
Lmfao. When that happens most of the time best thing to do let her get over it and walk away hahaha.
 
Posted by SantaClara_Cobra (Member # 9488) on :
 
Shit you live in Vegas I'm sure theres tons of ways
 
Posted by Greasy (Member # 5258) on :
 
Have you tried hitting her?
 
Posted by At1Maverick69 (Member # 6177) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SantaClara_Cobra:
Shit you live in Vegas I'm sure theres tons of ways

Haha. There is, but I'm not into gambling and I don't drink since I'm trying to get back into competition shape. sooo.. but, ya, there still a bunch more. I do try to walk away, but I can't walk a way from a psychotic text message. If I could afford another phone I'd like to throw this shit away, LOL!
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
Very simple, she lives with me and I remind her of that.
 
Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
When they wanna act like bitches I'm great at pissing them off even more.
 
Posted by At1Maverick69 (Member # 6177) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
When they wanna act like bitches I'm great at pissing them off even more.

To be honest, I do the same, just to do so.. well. sometimes
 
Posted by 91blackonblack (Member # 11591) on :
 
I jus go in the freezer an throw a cold ass buritto at her an then jump over the couch an put her in a cold ass choke hold.
 
Posted by 94 N.C.F. GT (Member # 3946) on :
 
Throw a cup of ice water on her to cool her down
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 91blackonblack:
I jus go in the freezer an throw a cold ass buritto at her an then jump over the couch an put her in a cold ass choke hold.

Lol
 
Posted by 91blackonblack (Member # 11591) on :
 
lol
 
Posted by 66_5.0 (Member # 9974) on :
 
Put her back in the kitchen and remind her youre the boss. Boom
 
Posted by a302juGRnot (Member # 10163) on :
 
i usually call her a bitch and leave...she then come crawling back after awhile
 
Posted by SIC9250 (Member # 8216) on :
 
Just get really really really good at ignoring her no matter how bad her mouth grinds u just ignore it an let it fizz out,they usually realize there wrong doing sooner or later apology or not,females are complicated and freak the fuck out and throw attitude for absolutley NOTHING most of the time so why feed the fire,go out an slide some corners an do some smoke rolls,should fix it REAL quick lol [patriot]
 
Posted by NotACop_281 (Member # 11498) on :
 
What I usually do is whip my cock out and jam it in her mouth. works everytime lmfao
 
Posted by Smoked50 (Member # 9592) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by NotACop_281:
What I usually do is whip my cock out and jam it in her mouth. works everytime lmfao

what if she's pissed off and bites it?
 
Posted by At1Maverick69 (Member # 6177) on :
 
LOL! you guys are hilarious! haha! just what i needed!

I wouldn't pull my c%ck out, just for the same reason he mentioned above.. ouch!! LOL!
 
Posted by NotACop_281 (Member # 11498) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by At1Maverick69:
LOL! you guys are hilarious! haha! just what i needed!

I wouldn't pull my c%ck out, just for the same reason he mentioned above.. ouch!! LOL!

Lol no bro really try it. the look on their face priceless
Haha I'm kidding bro but when the shit hits the fan best thing to do is stay quiet
 
Posted by fredfifty (Member # 10320) on :
 
i lock myself in the bathroom and take a loong shower til shes over it...or sleeping.
 
Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 
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[patriot]
 
Posted by DIRTY SALLY (Member # 7845) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by At1Maverick69:
quote:
Originally posted by SantaClara_Cobra:
Shit you live in Vegas I'm sure theres tons of ways

Haha. I'm trying to get back into competition shape. sooo.
hahhahahahahahaha [worship]
 
Posted by kleanstangz (Member # 11083) on :
 
When my girls in that bitch status I got two words to say your right and she shuts right up works most of the time for me.
 
Posted by StangCity510 (Member # 11711) on :
 
Call doctor phil
 
Posted by ed650 (Member # 9897) on :
 
shove the thing you have behind your zipper up her ass and when she starts screaming and begging you to stop tell her "no bitch I'm dominating you "
 
Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.

Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.

[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."

She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.

Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude. [patriot]
 
Posted by LXjames (Member # 10791) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.

Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.

[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."

She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.

Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude. [patriot]

Yea but then she gets pissed again because she's on/starter her period.
 
Posted by bentley mobs a stang (Member # 11119) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.

Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.

[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."

She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.

Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude. [patriot]

Yea but then she gets pissed again because she's on/starter her period.
Hahaha its funny u guys mention this. My girl get the birth control shot from kaiser. She doesn't get a period unless she stops taking it! Although I guess when she does finally get it, it comes with a force! (i haven't been with her long enough to see it, and im saving my hotel casino comp points for the day she does stop taking it)

Anyhow, I'm fucked because I can't blame her ridiculousness on menstruation. Although I know for a fact that she still goes into pms mode.
 
Posted by 166 Merlot (Member # 1549) on :
 
Does she suck ur dick? Maybe ur dick sucks...

[ September 09, 2012, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: 166 Merlot ]
 
Posted by Secnd2nun64 (Member # 1431) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.

Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.

[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."

She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.

Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude. [patriot]

What if its not that time of the month. Talk about adding fuel to the fire!! Haha
 
Posted by Slowback67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
^ Man you have to know when their time of the month is. They might try and sneak an extra one in on you. BTW I told my wife about some of the responses to this thread and she got a good laugh out of it.

Her advice was to tell her she's pretty more often. Especially when she retaining water on her period. Her words not mine LOL.
 
Posted by Luke87GT (Member # 21) on :
 
Two things:

a.) Take a long look in the mirror - are you holding up your side of the relationship agreement?

If that's not the problem, well...

b.) That GF choice might take some rethinking. Cause if it's bad not, it usually only gets worse.
 
Posted by MaK_1967v8 (Member # 12187) on :
 
No pussy is worth grief. if you cant sleep at night because some bitch is haunting you, drop it like a bad habit... just saying.

Also, I agree with the throwing a cold burrito. works wonders. [patriot]
 
Posted by PonyGT916 (Member # 12234) on :
 
I agree with everything , and just pretend i understand thats all you can really do lol. No matter if you right there will be a fight . Guys are never right in a girls head .

[ September 11, 2012, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: PonyGT916 ]
 
Posted by Camaro Kid Z/28 (Member # 3100) on :
 
LOL At this thread and remembers a conversation last year before the move.... [Razz]
 
Posted by SVTGhoust (Member # 20) on :
 
grab your keys, go take your car out and row some gears. You will feel a lot better.
 
Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Slowback67:
You mind fuck them a little.Say something she would say to you.

Example : Say she starts yelling at you for the littlest thing & she happens to be starting her period or she's on it.

[You say in a clam voice] "Babe, your really hurting my feelings. It really upsets me when you act his way & yell at me. I understand your on your period and your hormones are going crazy & your probably cramped up....... Let's just sit down, relax, quit fighting and watch some tv ok."

She will probably
1. Shocked you responded that way.
2. Realize your right & it's just her period making her act that way. (starts feeling guilty at this point.)
3. Because of your adult conversation & approach to solve this matter she gets really turned on and wants you to fuck her.

Try this out and I guarantee you will see a big difference in here attitude. [patriot]

Never mention period in any way shape or form!!! Learned that the hard way lol
 
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
Chris Rock said it best "men are always at a disadvantage when arguing with women because men feel the need to make sence" just let her cool off and shell come back ha
 
Posted by 90fox5.0 (Member # 9338) on :
 
Better off buying an 6/12 pack head to the man cave watch sum some t.v, play xbox/ps3, or work on your car or even better spark a blunt.

[ September 12, 2012, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: 90fox5.0 ]
 
Posted by 98 ROUSH (Member # 10309) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 91blackonblack:
I jus go in the freezer an throw a cold ass buritto at her an then jump over the couch an put her in a cold ass choke hold.

+1
 




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