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I know I'm not the only one who lives with thier "better" half/girlfriend. How the f&ck do you cope with the tornado of attitude/temper tantrum and whatever the hell kind of a fit the lady goes into. Cuz I've just have had enough of this crap, ugh!!

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Posts: 855 | From: Las Vegas, NV | Registered: Nov 2005  |  :
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Lmfao. When that happens most of the time best thing to do let her get over it and walk away hahaha.

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Shit you live in Vegas I'm sure theres tons of ways

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Have you tried hitting her?

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Posts: 3272 | From: North Dallas | Registered: Jan 2005  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by SantaClara_Cobra:
Shit you live in Vegas I'm sure theres tons of ways

Haha. There is, but I'm not into gambling and I don't drink since I'm trying to get back into competition shape. sooo.. but, ya, there still a bunch more. I do try to walk away, but I can't walk a way from a psychotic text message. If I could afford another phone I'd like to throw this shit away, LOL!

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Posts: 855 | From: Las Vegas, NV | Registered: Nov 2005  |  :
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Very simple, she lives with me and I remind her of that.

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When they wanna act like bitches I'm great at pissing them off even more.

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quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
When they wanna act like bitches I'm great at pissing them off even more.

To be honest, I do the same, just to do so.. well. sometimes

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Posts: 855 | From: Las Vegas, NV | Registered: Nov 2005  |  :
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I jus go in the freezer an throw a cold ass buritto at her an then jump over the couch an put her in a cold ass choke hold.

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91blackonblack is banned from this website for good. Vallejo ghetto drama does not belong on CAFords! Y'all need to find a different website. PLEASE! GTFO and take your ghetto shit with you.

ps- ENGLISH DOES MATTER. How foolish of CAFords, we wrote this on our registration page http://oi49.tinypic.com/2akjm7k.jpg but now realize it's useless because the intended audience CAN'T READ, TYPE OR UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!



His response:

"I just want to say i need some very important info.an the onl way was through a friend to help me find that info.but you guys are some fucking bitches that hide behind ur fucking computer all damn day.you fucking bastards racist piece of shyt.exspecally with that nazi symbol you guys think is koo.fuck you i hope i fuck ur sisters or wife.punk bitches.you guys are fucking haters.an i hope ur fucking website crashes to.god has the last word.an u guys let that piece of shyt 396 get away with murder.an letting everybody get banned because of his shyt talking.i hope he gets his to from somebody.one day he going to say the wrong thing to somebody.fuck u bitches.you mark ass.bye punks"

At least he's consistent with his views!



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Posts: 1608 | From: the blower yo bitch | Registered: Jan 2012  |  :
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Throw a cup of ice water on her to cool her down

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Posts: 2790 | From: RICHMOND/sanpablo | Registered: Dec 2003  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by 91blackonblack:
I jus go in the freezer an throw a cold ass buritto at her an then jump over the couch an put her in a cold ass choke hold.

Lol

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1987 rolling safety violation.

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lol

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91blackonblack is banned from this website for good. Vallejo ghetto drama does not belong on CAFords! Y'all need to find a different website. PLEASE! GTFO and take your ghetto shit with you.

ps- ENGLISH DOES MATTER. How foolish of CAFords, we wrote this on our registration page http://oi49.tinypic.com/2akjm7k.jpg but now realize it's useless because the intended audience CAN'T READ, TYPE OR UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!



His response:

"I just want to say i need some very important info.an the onl way was through a friend to help me find that info.but you guys are some fucking bitches that hide behind ur fucking computer all damn day.you fucking bastards racist piece of shyt.exspecally with that nazi symbol you guys think is koo.fuck you i hope i fuck ur sisters or wife.punk bitches.you guys are fucking haters.an i hope ur fucking website crashes to.god has the last word.an u guys let that piece of shyt 396 get away with murder.an letting everybody get banned because of his shyt talking.i hope he gets his to from somebody.one day he going to say the wrong thing to somebody.fuck u bitches.you mark ass.bye punks"

At least he's consistent with his views!



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Mr.Quandoe" swang shyt click"

Posts: 1608 | From: the blower yo bitch | Registered: Jan 2012  |  :
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Put her back in the kitchen and remind her youre the boss. Boom

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i usually call her a bitch and leave...she then come crawling back after awhile

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Just get really really really good at ignoring her no matter how bad her mouth grinds u just ignore it an let it fizz out,they usually realize there wrong doing sooner or later apology or not,females are complicated and freak the fuck out and throw attitude for absolutley NOTHING most of the time so why feed the fire,go out an slide some corners an do some smoke rolls,should fix it REAL quick lol [patriot]

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What I usually do is whip my cock out and jam it in her mouth. works everytime lmfao

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Posts: 612 | From: hayward | Registered: Dec 2011  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by NotACop_281:
What I usually do is whip my cock out and jam it in her mouth. works everytime lmfao

what if she's pissed off and bites it?

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LOL! you guys are hilarious! haha! just what i needed!

I wouldn't pull my c%ck out, just for the same reason he mentioned above.. ouch!! LOL!

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quote:
Originally posted by At1Maverick69:
LOL! you guys are hilarious! haha! just what i needed!

I wouldn't pull my c%ck out, just for the same reason he mentioned above.. ouch!! LOL!

Lol no bro really try it. the look on their face priceless
Haha I'm kidding bro but when the shit hits the fan best thing to do is stay quiet

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i lock myself in the bathroom and take a loong shower til shes over it...or sleeping.

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quote:
Originally posted by At1Maverick69:
quote:
Originally posted by SantaClara_Cobra:
Shit you live in Vegas I'm sure theres tons of ways

Haha. I'm trying to get back into competition shape. sooo.
hahhahahahahahaha [worship]

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When my girls in that bitch status I got two words to say your right and she shuts right up works most of the time for me.

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Call doctor phil

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shove the thing you have behind your zipper up her ass and when she starts screaming and begging you to stop tell her "no bitch I'm dominating you "

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