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What does a fat girl giving you a BJ and sky diving have in common? Both feel good but OMG don't look down
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Dont quit your day job. lol
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NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
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quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
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quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words -

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muahahaha!
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quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words -
Well considering my Mom's pushing 80 and in failing health..one would think he could do better than that. [Wink]
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quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words -


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quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words -
has anyone seen a rhino around here?

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quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words -
Well considering my Mom's pushing 80 and in failing health..one would think he could do better than that. [Wink]
Ill knock the dust off that pussy !

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quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by season'd 88:
quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words -
Well considering my Mom's pushing 80 and in failing health..one would think he could do better than that. [Wink]
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You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud

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quote:
Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe

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quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe


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quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe
wow is this really happening?

[ February 09, 2010, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: fr5.0 ]

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quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe
wow is this really happening?
This

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quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
quote:
Originally posted by fr5.0:
quote:
Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe
wow is this really happening?
This
wow! got some real mature ones on here.

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Fill in the blank

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quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
Fill in the blank
[Roll Eyes]

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
Fill in the blank
[Roll Eyes]


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quote:
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Originally posted by fr5.0:
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Originally posted by 50Reasons:
Fill in the blank
[Roll Eyes]
[Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

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Geh? [Cool]

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quote:
Originally posted by 50Reasons:
Geh? [Cool]
more un-question questions!

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Now I'm pissed

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A man goes in a bar. A mouse jumps out of his pocket. The bartender says, "Nice mouse."

The man says, "He's not an ordinary mouse, he talks."

The bartender says, "Oh yea, what about?"

The man says, "See that woman at the end of the bar? The mouse will tell me what color panties she has on."

The bartender says, "Really? I gotta see this."

The man points to the woman and says to mouse, "Mouse: woman!"

The mouse runs down and sees the woman's panties from the floor and comes back and says "pink."

"Wow," the bartender says. "Will he do that for me?"

The man says, "Sure."

The bartender sees a woman sitting at a table, points to her, and says, "Mouse: woman!"

The mouse runs out, comes tearing back, bounces off the bar into the bartenders pocket shaking like a leaf.

The bartender says, "What's wrong with you?"

The mouse says, "I taught I taw a puddy tat!!!"

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