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Posted by slow96cobra (Member # 6001) on :

What does a fat girl giving you a BJ and sky diving have in common? Both feel good but OMG don't look down

Posted by season'd 88 (Member # 169) on :

Dont quit your day job. lol

Posted by slow96cobra (Member # 6001) on :

NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM [Wink]

Posted by season'd 88 (Member # 169) on :

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM

true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.

Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.

thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words

Posted by slow96cobra (Member # 6001) on :

muahahaha!

Posted by season'd 88 (Member # 169) on :

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words

Well considering my Mom's pushing 80 and in failing health..one would think he could do better than that. [Wink]

Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words

Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :

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Originally posted by 50Reasons:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words

has anyone seen a rhino around here?

Posted by bigjerry (Member # 6033) on :

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words
Well considering my Mom's pushing 80 and in failing health..one would think he could do better than that.

Ill knock the dust off that pussy !

Posted by NinTsiX SVT (Member # 8319) on :

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by season'd 88:

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
NO I WONT STOP BANGING YOUR MOM
true cafords fasion. you guys are too much.
thats exactly what i was thinking lol, wait..........its almost like slow96cobra did a play on words
Well considering my Mom's pushing 80 and in failing health..one would think he could do better than that.

Posted by Eddie510- (Member # 2354) on :

You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud

Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :

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Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud

I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe

Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe

Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :

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Originally posted by 50Reasons:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe

wow is this really happening?

[ February 09, 2010, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: fr5.0 ]

Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by 50Reasons:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe
wow is this really happening?

This

Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :

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Originally posted by 50Reasons:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by 50Reasons:

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Originally posted by fr5.0:

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Originally posted by Eddie510-:
You guys want to hear a Dirty joke? ? A white horse fell in the mud
I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe
wow is this really happening?
This

wow! got some real mature ones on here.

Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

Geh? [Cool]

Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :

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Geh?

more un-question questions!

Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

Now I'm pissed

Posted by CHUGGABREW (Member # 7845) on :

A man goes in a bar. A mouse jumps out of his pocket. The bartender says, "Nice mouse."

The man says, "He's not an ordinary mouse, he talks."

The bartender says, "Oh yea, what about?"

The man says, "See that woman at the end of the bar? The mouse will tell me what color panties she has on."

The bartender says, "Really? I gotta see this."

The man points to the woman and says to mouse, "Mouse: woman!"

The mouse runs down and sees the woman's panties from the floor and comes back and says "pink."

"Wow," the bartender says. "Will he do that for me?"

The man says, "Sure."

The bartender sees a woman sitting at a table, points to her, and says, "Mouse: woman!"

The mouse runs out, comes tearing back, bounces off the bar into the bartenders pocket shaking like a leaf.

The bartender says, "What's wrong with you?"

The mouse says, "I taught I taw a puddy tat!!!"

Posted by CHUGGABREW (Member # 7845) on :

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

Posted by slow96cobra (Member # 6001) on :

Damn someone got a sore pussy

Posted by F1R/GT (Member # 7404) on :

Ha ha ha the last two were funny...:-)

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