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84SVOrick
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So i got a friend who always fuks with me wen im sleepin, puts pepper in my nose, writes shit on me.
So since he like to go to the gym often and takes vitamin, i wanted to grab sum over the counter viagra so while were in the gym the ass hole has a fukin un hideable boner lmao since he wears tight ass shorts and a tight shirt... it would be fukin awsome lol....where can i grab something thats works over the counter
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Robb
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Put laxitives in his protein shake
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84SVOrick
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Originally posted by Robb:
Put laxitives in his protein shake
Now thats just wrong
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If you get Viagra make sure you wash off the blue coating so it works faster........ Not that I need to use em, that's just what I heard you do, lol
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Laxatives are the way to go...especially going to the gym. If he has a boner he can just leave...laxatives might hit em in the middle of doing squats. Then he has to run to the restroom..and he eventually has to drive home with the BGs
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84SVOrick
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Originally posted by jaehow23:
Laxatives are the way to go...especially going to the gym. If he has a boner he can just leave...laxatives might hit em in the middle of doing squats. Then he has to run to the restroom..and he eventually has to drive home with the BGs
I was planning on driving so id would be cool, but i dont want him shitting in my cae
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Do both!
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Im considering doing both, but whats a good over the counter viagra like drug?
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When I was 14 my cousin was the only one of us that had a car so whenever we would go somewhere he'd always say well I drove you should pay for my movie ticket or my meal which got old fast. So one day we were planning on going to watch a movie and low and behold he says "I drove here so you guys have to buy me an icee or some popcorn." my cousin and I went to the snack bar bought some food and earlier in the day we had some laxative pills that we had crushed up into powder form and mix them in his drink. We give him the icee with the laxative in it and the whole time he keeps saying this icee tastes like crap but continues drinking it because he's a beefy fellow. About half hour into the movie he says I gotta take a dump and we don't see him until there's like 15 mins left in the movie. At this point all of us that went were dying laughing but he was in total pain haha. On the way back home we had to stop at mcdonalds. My
Advice is put laxative in his protein drink or maybe a pre workout drink.
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84SVOrick
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Originally posted by blackfifty:
When I was 14 my cousin was the only one of us that had a car so whenever we would go somewhere he'd always say well I drove you should pay for my movie ticket or my meal which got old fast. So one day we were planning on going to watch a movie and low and behold he says "I drove here so you guys have to buy me an icee or some popcorn." my cousin and I went to the snack bar bought some food and earlier in the day we had some laxative pills that we had crushed up into powder form and mix them in his drink. We give him the icee with the laxative in it and the whole time he keeps saying this icee tastes like crap but continues drinking it because he's a beefy fellow. About half hour into the movie he says I gotta take a dump and we don't see him until there's like 15 mins left in the movie. At this point all of us that went were dying laughing but he was in total pain haha. On the way back home we had to stop at mcdonalds. My
Advice is put laxative in his protein drink or maybe a pre workout drink.
Ctfu ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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If you don't have a laxative visine also works.
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Post pics or vids or it never happened
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When I was in highschool a friend of mine was passed out drunk at his own party. We had some slut put icy hot on his balls the next morning. Nigga woke up crying. I'm still laughing about it as I type this, almost 10 years later.
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84SVOrick
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C'mon fellas nobody has a viagra alternative? I can get laxitive but i need the viagra alternative
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Give good ol boy some viagra his penis will be pointing at shit for atleast an hour lol
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Originally posted by bentley mobs a stang:
When I was in highschool a friend of mine was passed out drunk at his own party. We had some slut put icy hot on his balls the next morning. Nigga woke up crying. I'm still laughing about it as I type this, almost 10 years later.
Hahaha lmfao!!! ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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Originally posted by 84SVOrick:
C'mon fellas nobody has a viagra alternative? I can get laxitive but i need the viagra alternative
I am pretty sure some people here take Viagra, ask them for some lol
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Give good ol boy some viagra his penis will be pointing at shit for atleast an hour lol
And up to 4 but if it persists more than 8 hours call your physician..... Not that I have the bottle in front of me or anything
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you gotta go with the lax, you cant say it wouldnt be funny to watch your boy squat one out in front of the whole gym. i mean theres always the chance he could pick up a lady with a giant boner an that would be the opposite of a prank... a hook up haha
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NEIGHT
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Maybe a lil of both have him shittin with a full flegged boner lmao
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Give him laxitives and take all the toilet tissue out the gyms bathrooms
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Originally posted by Cobra 93-4992:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Give good ol boy some viagra his penis will be pointing at shit for atleast an hour lol
And up to 4 but if it persists more than 8 hours call your physician..... Not that I have the bottle in front of me or anything
If it persists for more than 8 hours don't call the physician, call some more bitches! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Bro just get some sex pills from the liquor store. There all over the counter where you pay...duhhh Rick you live in the hood you should know that shit
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If it came down to the viagra and the lax.. i'd do the lax.
I would also do a few more just for a lil bit of humor. Tape a mouse trap under his lightswitch.. nobody ever looks at the lightswitch when turning on your light.
This may take a lil time.. but take a lightbulb, carefully cut the glass on the bulb and remove the glass leaving the filiment in tact. Find a way to wrap a fuse that leads to a bunch of fire crackers around the filiment. When he flicks on the light, the filiment will cause a spark to light the fuse. You can also use a bottle rocket and just have it shoot at your friend lol
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man i hope i never piss any of you guys off
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