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94COBRA916
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I shanked with a bag of weed because i love marijuana
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Sactown Muscle Founder & Club President
1990 hatchback(sold)
1988 coupe (sold)
1994 cobra
Posts: 817 | From: sacramento | Registered: Oct 2010
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SwEeT03Gt
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i banged the trojan man because im a pimp lol ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif) ![[BS flag]](graemlins/bs_flag.gif)
[ November 16, 2011, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: SwEeT 03 Gt ]
Posts: 4484 | From: -NicKlE n DiMe- | Registered: Sep 2010
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arodeast408
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I shot a teletubby because hoes kept stealing my tacos
Lol
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99 Trans Am (GM INC)
1996 Mustang Gt (sold)
Posts: 340 | From: some where in the bay | Registered: Oct 2011
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87droptop50
Go Giants!
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I slept with a porn star because I like to snort cocaine
Posts: 3855 | From: SF | Registered: Oct 2006
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BULLITTMAN
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I cuddled with a bag of weed because I love snorting cocaine.
Shit I guess I didnt have the cash for the expensive stuff lol.
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R.I.P Little Bro Willie Guzman (5LTRSVT) 4/24/87 - 11/23/12
01 Bullitt #3102 Stroked and blown
Built and tuned by Shaun at AED
14 Fiesta ST
Posts: 1354 | From: San Jose | Registered: Jun 2008
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CobraCoupe
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"I slapped the kool-aid man cause im sexy like that!?!?" hahaha damn big red!!
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1965 Mustang convertible
2004 Ford Lightning #0537
Posts: 663 | From: Hayward | Registered: Nov 2006
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stangrus95
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I ran shirtless with your mom because I'm sexy like that
Hahahaha
And cuz u walked in on us!
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Damned if you do...
Damned if you don't...
1995 5.0 mustang gt-275/321--kid napped :(
1990 5.0 mustang gt-sold
Posts: 294 | From: 510 | Registered: Feb 2011
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Gnari-Garage
CAFords OG
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hahaha this shit is funny!
I Shot a horse because I had to! LMAO!
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2017 McLaren 570GT
2019 Audi S5
2017 Tundra 7" Lift, 37" Tires
Posts: 4017 | From: 916-sacramento | Registered: Aug 2003
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Egocentric
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I cuddled with your grandma because I'm sexy like that.
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08 G37S
72 C10 Custom
R6
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ain't no one tell me what to do. - NEIGHT
Posts: 1712 | From: NoOneTellMeWhatToDo-Neight | Registered: Oct 2009
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707clone
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this shit is comedy
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Maybe I should get drunk off my HATERADE elsewhere?
I was slow to take the hint, so I'm taking a break from CAFords for the rest of the month. Now excuse me while I enjoy some cereal. Mmmmm Mmmmm good. Who else wants to join me?
Lil Ric!
R.I.P CHARLIE HUSTLE!
91gt p heads,b cam,3:55s,exhaust
89 coupe just startin on him
Posts: 2614 | From: v a dubble | Registered: Sep 2010
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Blown_gt
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I cuddled with a bag of weed because I love marijuana? Lol
Posts: 1363 | From: stockton | Registered: Feb 2011
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flores50
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i stabbed the kool aid man cus i have amazing boobs lol.. shuda worn a polka dot shirt
Posts: 321 | From: sac | Registered: Apr 2009
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copcar
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I beat a stripper because hoes heep stealing my tacos. lmfao!!
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12.37@ 109.34.NA 894DA Old Nitto 555 DR's Gt40 irons. B cam/1.7's, All emissions equipment on the car, stock air box. UPR catted X pipe.
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69stang
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I shanked your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos lol
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1968 firebird- sold
1992 mustang gt - sold
1969 mustang coupe- current project
Posts: 809 | From: 707 | Registered: Apr 2005
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blackfifty
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I Shanked paris hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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03 Terminator
Posts: 1331 | From: Oakland | Registered: Mar 2009
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707clone
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quote:
Originally posted by 92mustanggt:
I shanked your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos lol
that ones funny as hell
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Maybe I should get drunk off my HATERADE elsewhere?
I was slow to take the hint, so I'm taking a break from CAFords for the rest of the month. Now excuse me while I enjoy some cereal. Mmmmm Mmmmm good. Who else wants to join me?
Lil Ric!
R.I.P CHARLIE HUSTLE!
91gt p heads,b cam,3:55s,exhaust
89 coupe just startin on him
Posts: 2614 | From: v a dubble | Registered: Sep 2010
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SLOWSN95
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I smoked with homer because I love marijuana. Lol
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94' GT
347 Stroker
MM Suspended
2003 SB SVT Lightning
Pullied and Lowered
89'Hatch-SOLD
Posts: 2214 | From: 510/east bay | Registered: Mar 2008
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adower
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I shanked a pot head because im a pimp
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98 Cobra
Griggs
S Trim
HRE
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Chp23109
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I shanked Paris Hilton because I love marijuana. lol
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Banned for violating everything from the anti-ghetto sign and what's written below it. And we were doing so good lately with these types of people too.
^^^^^^^
you read the above and this is your reply to us-
"Why I got ban. He talked me crab word to me. Hmmm lmk thank"
Seriously? Does yous gots ta ax Y? Der be de stuff written unda der no ghetto sign G. Readz iT, itz beez 'bout it bout it youz.
We're not even going to get into getting banned for making fake accounts here http://www.californiafords.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=recent_user_posts;u=00008902
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2T0NE
Go 49ers
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i ran shirtless with an easter egg because im sexy like that
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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.
Posts: 14676 | From: 760 carlsbad | Registered: Mar 2004
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norcalfiddy
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WOW.. HAHAHA!
i cuddled with a homo because I'm sexy like that.
wow thats so gay. lol
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600HP 1996 7.3L powerstroke single cab short bed race truck
Posts: 3393 | From: Brentwood | Registered: Aug 2011
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FasterTHANyou
aka CoKeWhItE707
Member # 10763
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I beat a homo becuase hoes kept stealing my tacos
Lmao
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Plz hate me!5.0!
Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSflwqL7Va4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Booted for being a drama queen.
PS- We ######HATE###### e-thugs incapable of using proper English. It's a shame to live in this country, be given opportunities others die for every day, and waste it. Basic education, it's free in America. Break the family tradition and get "sum".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gh3_e3mDQ8
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I must say honestly kinda liked it at first but 90% of your sites members are rasist judgmental pricks and im glad u booted me...im takin my bisness else were and id like to add many mustang owners in the REAL bay area hate your site..most say its becuase ur members are pricks who just run there mouths..i think personally most of you are snobby ass suburbanites..i cant believe how i was singled out just for the way i tipe and "sound" constently fucked with constently talked shit to..you know i have half a mind to sue for discrimination..but ima hardworking iron union employee and i gross 80k a year..so your piddly site can suck my third nut and id like to tell you YOU sir are a rasist judgmental jackass bcuz i was instigated on numerious occasions and nobody else gets kicked..bcuz you are all clicked up..you should take a step back and look at how UNinviting this kinda behaviour makes your site and prob why everyone i encounture talks bad bout your site...
Fuck you have a nice day
Oh and bye the way im goin camaro fuck you and your mustangs you can eat a fat dick and swallow the mayo
Ever wonder what people who talk like this look like?
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/64/102d07574fcc434499b8c930ff5f449a/l.jpg
Posts: 746 | From: Vallejo ca | Registered: Mar 2011
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Stang66
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i beat a homeless guy because i'm sexy like that!!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ![[burnout]](graemlins/burnout.gif)
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1966 Ford Mustang
1990 Notchback
1975 Pontiac Trans Am 400ci
Posts: 754 | From: Stockton | Registered: Dec 2010
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03smknsvt
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i ate paris hilton because am a pimp
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03 silver cobra #3461 out of 8394
96 gt supercharged
03 mach 1
93 cobra
99 black bird
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
Posts: 1535 | From: san jose | Registered: Mar 2005
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