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707clone
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choose your birth month

Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
... ... April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I slapped
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my bestfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a fat bitch
27 - french fry
28 - with a bag of weed
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I LOVE TO BURNOUT
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I drive a FORD
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I DRIVE A CHEVY

now comment with your sentence :-)See More

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Maybe I should get drunk off my HATERADE elsewhere?


I was slow to take the hint, so I'm taking a break from CAFords for the rest of the month. Now excuse me while I enjoy some cereal. Mmmmm Mmmmm good. Who else wants to join me?

Lil Ric!
R.I.P CHARLIE HUSTLE!

91gt p heads,b cam,3:55s,exhaust
89 coupe just startin on him

Posts: 2614 | From: v a dubble | Registered: Sep 2010  |  :
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i shot a horse because i'm gay


dumb dumb dumb

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I ate a homeless guy because I'm sexy like that.

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Highspeed Motorsports

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I stabbed an easter egg because I love Marijuana. lol

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"My team doesn't make hits, we hit home runs"
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91 Coupe-Sold
91 Hatch-In Progress...
04 SVT-RIP

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i ran shirtless with a horse because i had too.

Daniel

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I BANGED A STRIPPER CAUSE HOES KEPT STEALING MY TACOS... HAHAHAHA

[ November 16, 2011, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: slow96cobra ]

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I slapped homer because im sexy like that [Confused]

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To be or not to be

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quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
I BANGED A STRIPPER CAUSE HOES KEPT STEALING MY TACOS... HAHAHAHA

funny^^^^^^

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Maybe I should get drunk off my HATERADE elsewhere?


I was slow to take the hint, so I'm taking a break from CAFords for the rest of the month. Now excuse me while I enjoy some cereal. Mmmmm Mmmmm good. Who else wants to join me?

Lil Ric!
R.I.P CHARLIE HUSTLE!

91gt p heads,b cam,3:55s,exhaust
89 coupe just startin on him

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I slapped Homer because im sexy like that?
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I cuddled some crack heads cuz I'm sexy like that. Lol
Or if you count my undershirt.... "because I love marijuana lol

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95GT: Bolt ons.
Good sellers/buyers: Stangs R Us, 1SicGt, sn4bwc, racsirx, WickedStang, Autumnstang97, cali95gt

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i shanked some crack heads because I'm sexy like that

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REDLINE MOTORSPORTS CC EST 2011
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2004 mach 1 408 Windsor n20 fed
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I stabbed q porn star cause I'm sexy like that

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Formerly 07SilverS197

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I stabbed a drink because I'm sexy like that! Lol werd.

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89LX
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Wait, he jacked my shit!!!
"Dan will make It rite" THIEF!

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I ran naked with a dog because hoes keep stealing my tacos

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Built 98 Cobra
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ISP89LX
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hella peeps wearing black shirts lol.

[ November 16, 2011, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: ISP89LX ]

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89LX
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Wait, he jacked my shit!!!
"Dan will make It rite" THIEF!

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quote:
Originally posted by ISP89LX:
hella peeps wearing black shirts lol.

Haha, for real..I was Jus thinking the same thing

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Built 98 Cobra
Built C6 Z06
Daily TBSS

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I ate a stripper because I'm sexy like that lol

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I cuddled with paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that

Shit I wish this was true and I wouldnt cuddle with her id tear that shit up in every Hilton hotel room. Hahahahahahah.

[ November 16, 2011, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: chevyeatr ]

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iLliCiT FoRdS

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I ate with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

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1986 Hatch- catfish killer
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I shanked a toothbrush because hoes kept stealing my tacos [Whoo Whooooo!]
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Stabbed the Trojan man because I'm sexy like that... Hahaha.

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HEART BREAKER

R.I.P Willie Guzman (5ltrsvt) you will be missed brother.
04/24/87 - 11/23/2012

90 lx 347 RIP
86 gt
89 lx- next project

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This is pretty funny.

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HEART BREAKER

R.I.P Willie Guzman (5ltrsvt) you will be missed brother.
04/24/87 - 11/23/2012

90 lx 347 RIP
86 gt
89 lx- next project

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haha lmao [Razz]
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I beat a porn star because hoes keep stealing my tacos! [worship]
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I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp. [dance]
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