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DIRTY SALLY
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Originally posted by 2TONE:
just be glad you dont work with dirtymarry,hes poop at work king

[worship] [Big Grin] yessir 850 to 9am everymorning [Wink]

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Originally posted by Camara90:
I absolutely hate to shit in public places!! But when I have to I lift the lid, lay down plenty of ass gaskets to avoid splash up and practice my line backer stance. Gotta hover, to many dirty fucks out there!!

Hilarious ROFL!!! Im the exact same way
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Originally posted by wilit:
I don't know why this bothers me, but it does. The company I work for has several divisions that work almost like separate companies. The building I work in has one division downstairs and another division that I work for upstairs. I can't get into their space downstairs and they can't get into our space upstairs. There are two men's bathrooms, one on each floor in a common area that we can all access. For some reason, those dudes downstairs always come upstairs to sh!t in our bathroom. WTF? The bathrooms are identical, but they feel the need to always come upstairs to take a deuce. I just don't get it.

Sounds to me like you guys need to return the favor after eating a meal that contains a lot of fiber and protein... lol

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i work in a warehouse, w/ 2 sides and our restrooms are within 25ft of eachother and i hate it when they use ours just because we keep it clean unlike theirs other than that their both identical. So to be a dick my coworkers and i hid the toilet paper, and a coworker was in their waitin for 20min until we tossed a roll at him

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Originally posted by 04 S281:
Shitting at work FTW.

If you work fulltime, and you can average a 10 minute shit per day on the clock, by the end of a year you'll be getting almost 40 hours of paid pooping

Thanks for the STAT! my life is know complete!

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takin a shit right now while cafordsing it [Big Grin]

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How many of u read cafords while ur takin a shit?

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quote:
Originally posted by 166 Merlot:
How many of u read cafords while ur takin a shit?

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+1 guilty.

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quote:
Originally posted by 166 Merlot:
How many of u read cafords while ur takin a shit?

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What is a iToilet? New product from apple? [Razz]
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All i know is that my shits r 5G. That's all I know

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