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940sick3
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chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
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89 FAKE SNAKE
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funny when google used to do it....
nochucknorris.com..
[ November 17, 2010, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: 89 FAKE SNAKE ]
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FireVert03
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Chuck Norris daughter lost her virginity .......Chuck Norris got it back...
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89 FAKE SNAKE
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chuck norris doesnt tea bag u...he potato sacks you
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Infamous5.0
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Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow!
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blackfifty
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chuck norris blows bubbles with beef jerkey
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad.
chuck norris once went to the virgin islands and they renamed it the islands.
chuck norris can snipe you with a tactical knife
chuck norris actually died 20 years ago but death is too scared to come get him.
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BULLITTMAN
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If Chuck Norris is so bad ass, why did he lose to Bruce Lee?
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Nastysvt
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Originally posted by BULLITTMAN:
If Chuck Norris is so bad ass, why did he lose to Bruce Lee?
Chuck Norris wanted to feel what it was like to lose so he switch bodies with Bruce Lee
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essasin
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
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BULLITTMAN
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Originally posted by Nastysvt:
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Originally posted by BULLITTMAN:
If Chuck Norris is so bad ass, why did he lose to Bruce Lee?
Chuck Norris wanted to feel what it was like to lose so he switch bodies with Bruce Lee
Oh ok, that makes sense, thanks for clarifying... I hope Chuck doesn't get upset for me asking the question...
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AbominableSnoman...
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Chuck Norris's mom has a tattoo with a heart that says son.
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Pure Stang
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Originally posted by AbominableSnoman...:
Chuck Norris's mom has a tattoo with a heart that says son.
thats a dos xx commercial.
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burnout50
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Only Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac from Burger King.
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ZincYellow 281
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When Chuck Norris crosses the street cars have to look both ways...
Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is always hidding! lol
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90_STANG015
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chuck norris fucks hella bitches ![[Whoo Whooooo!]](graemlins/woowoo.gif)
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Posts: 874 | From: HAYWARD | Registered: Feb 2009
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phonso302
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Fuck chuck norris I ended up getting some fucked up virus trying to host one of his pictures...just for that I hope he gets aids so he can feel what my labtop felt
Posts: 1820 | From: PINOLE | Registered: Jun 2009
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Nastysvt
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Originally posted by phonso302:
Fuck chuck norris I ended up getting some fucked up virus trying to host one of his pictures...just for that I hope he gets aids so he can feel what my labtop felt
lmao..Thats how powerful Chuck Norris is..he fucked your computer up looking at his pictures! ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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warhorse58gt
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Originally posted by Nastysvt:
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Originally posted by phonso302:
Fuck chuck norris I ended up getting some fucked up virus trying to host one of his pictures...just for that I hope he gets aids so he can feel what my labtop felt
lmao..Thats how powerful Chuck Norris is..he fucked your computer up looking at his pictures!
+1 just think what would of happen if it was chuck norris and not his picture! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Chavez66
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Originally posted by warhorse58gt:
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Originally posted by Nastysvt:
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Originally posted by phonso302:
Fuck chuck norris I ended up getting some fucked up virus trying to host one of his pictures...just for that I hope he gets aids so he can feel what my labtop felt
lmao..Thats how powerful Chuck Norris is..he fucked your computer up looking at his pictures!
+1 just think what would of happen if it was chuck norris and not his picture!
Lmao u have to ask Chuck Norris for permission to look at his pictures haha
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...... Twice.
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I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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chuck norris doesn't have a shadow b/c the shadow is scared of walking to close to chuck norris.
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ISP89LX
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Originally posted by 04 S281:
Lmao...hahha
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70mach351
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Albert Einstein once told Chuck Norris a round house kick wasnt the best way to kill someone...... Einstein is still alive today, he is known as Steven Hawkings
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SHOalex
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements cause the only element chuck recognizes is the element of surprise.
After a long night of drinking Chuck Norris doesn't throw up he throws down.
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