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87Fox916
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quote: Originally posted by six 5.0: quote: Originally posted by snakebit95: eggs, frying pan ....
any questions?
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lmao. I remember that commercial. Man that was old.
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rollin5ive0
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man that sucks i just lost my mogwai...he looks like this please if you see him dont get him wet, dont let him out in the day and whatever you do .....DONT FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT.........if seen u gotta do a backflip take a bat and hit you right nut..(sorry ladies he just wont come to ya)...then make the sound of a dying giraffe...mwaaagh...mwaaagh...i feel for ya bro, hey did your turtle play that one turtle in finding beemo...i swear its him???....anywaz good luck!!!
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Posts: 1830 | From: 707 vacaville ca | Registered: Aug 2008
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DIRTY SALLY
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no way man i got one to! hes pretty cool it drinks more than i do half the time he passed out drunk but hes cool, not as cool as my turtle do he be blazing and shit he be like sup lootle dude! but yea heres mine
still cant find my fuckin turtle! [ October 06, 2009, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: CALIFORNIAGT ]
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rollin5ive0
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quote: Originally posted by rollin5ive0: man that sucks i just lost my mogwai...he looks like this please if you see him dont get him wet, dont let him out in the day and whatever you do .....DONT FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT.........if seen u gotta do a backflip take a bat and hit you right nut..(sorry ladies he just wont come to ya)...then make the sound of a dying giraffe...mwaaagh...mwaaagh...i feel for ya bro, hey did your turtle play that one turtle in finding beemo...i swear its him???....anywaz good luck!!!
its hard for me to say but i think mine got into drugs hes probably turnin tricks and givin handjobs for crack ...hey your not talkin about scared trouser turtle disease are ya.....that cold water will suck that thing back almost till ya cant see him ive heard....so check your trousers if ya cant see anything take a bottle of ky and your favorite porn...midget or beastiality...whatever i dont judge....squirt that ky in the trousers and try a coupla coaxing methods and i gaurantee in a few min that turtle pops its little head out..and if its a really bad case ky warming should cure ya .....good luck if i get my moggi back we should get them both together and have a play date....
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Posts: 1830 | From: 707 vacaville ca | Registered: Aug 2008
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DIRTY SALLY
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ky dosent work lol porn dose, but i dont want to play with my snapping turtle, might lose a thumb or something..
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rollin5ive0
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quote: Originally posted by PugOwner: Finally, a weird thread for me to post this in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMb_kh_glw
hey brotha scared trouser turtles and crack addicted male prostitute mogwai are wierd your uncle albert is insane, serious mental issues, no..no..wierd is 10 levels below the nutty squirrel shit that guy was....im gonna say..john wayne gacey, ted bundy, son of sam, the clown from it ..pennywise..type catergory
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Posts: 1830 | From: 707 vacaville ca | Registered: Aug 2008
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