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98slowhoe 'FIFTYLX'
Uncle Frank
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Found it pretty funny!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...the guy feels left out. That's right...left out! There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for their men in their life. Men, as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow Job and Shut the Fuck Up Day .' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow Job and Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine!!
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JohnB
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Hmmmm...wonder if all the girls I know are aware of this holiday...the text messages are going out now. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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My wife is at Cosco getting steaks as we speak. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Stevo
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Steak and BJ day was last Friday here!
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98slowhoe 'FIFTYLX'
Uncle Frank
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yeah stevo I usually call that day friday as well.
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Chris C.
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I always thought Steak and BJ day was a month after valentines, which would have made it last friday on the 14th. However everyday should be steak and bj day! ![[Whoo Whooooo!]](graemlins/woowoo.gif)
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89FoxLX
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Steak and BJ day definately was last friday. One month from Valentines day. I don't mind Steak and BJ day being the 14th, and Steak, Blow Job, and Shut the Fuck Up day being 6 days later!
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Why isnt this day on the new CA Fords calendar?
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5.0_707
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i celebrate steak n a bj ATLEAST once or twice a week ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif) ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
[ March 22, 2008, 12:06 AM: Message edited by: 5.0_707 ]
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Gnari-Garage
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnB:
Hmmmm...wonder if all the girls I know are aware of this holiday...the text messages are going out now.
Make sure you text my wife. LOL
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wow what a bunch of liars lol......
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NvrGoFullRetard
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someone actually made some flyer's for steak and bj day and it was for the 14th of march.so when i gave my girlfriend her valentines present i also threw that flyer in with it.
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