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707clone
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choose your birth month
Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
... ... April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I slapped
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my bestfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a fat bitch
27 - french fry
28 - with a bag of weed
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I LOVE TO BURNOUT
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I drive a FORD
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I DRIVE A CHEVY
now comment with your sentence :-)See More
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Maybe I should get drunk off my HATERADE elsewhere?
I was slow to take the hint, so I'm taking a break from CAFords for the rest of the month. Now excuse me while I enjoy some cereal. Mmmmm Mmmmm good. Who else wants to join me?
Lil Ric!
R.I.P CHARLIE HUSTLE!
91gt p heads,b cam,3:55s,exhaust
89 coupe just startin on him
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getjobdone
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i shot a horse because i'm gay
dumb dumb dumb
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91 notch ^ blown h/c/i
Posts: 677 | From: east bay,ca | Registered: Jul 2004
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TORTA
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I ate a homeless guy because I'm sexy like that.
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Highspeed Motorsports
2003 Mustang SVT Whippled "Christina"
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JUNKYARD5.0
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I stabbed an easter egg because I love Marijuana. lol
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"My team doesn't make hits, we hit home runs"
86 Coupe-Storage
91 Coupe-Sold
91 Hatch-In Progress...
04 SVT-RIP
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BTLD GT
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i ran shirtless with a horse because i had too.
Daniel
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2000 Cobra R
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LSFairmont
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I BANGED A STRIPPER CAUSE HOES KEPT STEALING MY TACOS... HAHAHAHA
[ November 16, 2011, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: slow96cobra ]
Posts: 3653 | From: the land of the lost | Registered: Sep 2005
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Infamous5.0
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I slapped homer because im sexy like that ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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To be or not to be
Posts: 2340 | From: Bay Area | Registered: Aug 2002
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707clone
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quote:
Originally posted by slow96cobra:
I BANGED A STRIPPER CAUSE HOES KEPT STEALING MY TACOS... HAHAHAHA
funny^^^^^^
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Maybe I should get drunk off my HATERADE elsewhere?
I was slow to take the hint, so I'm taking a break from CAFords for the rest of the month. Now excuse me while I enjoy some cereal. Mmmmm Mmmmm good. Who else wants to join me?
Lil Ric!
R.I.P CHARLIE HUSTLE!
91gt p heads,b cam,3:55s,exhaust
89 coupe just startin on him
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DEVERO2
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I slapped Homer because im sexy like that?
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Mr.Lucky
CAFords OG
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I cuddled some crack heads cuz I'm sexy like that. Lol
Or if you count my undershirt.... "because I love marijuana lol
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95GT: Bolt ons.
Good sellers/buyers: Stangs R Us, 1SicGt, sn4bwc, racsirx, WickedStang, Autumnstang97, cali95gt
Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002
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1fastmach1
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i shanked some crack heads because I'm sexy like that
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REDLINE MOTORSPORTS CC EST 2011
1993 CHP sold
2004 mach 1 408 Windsor n20 fed
R.I.P. JORGE GUTIERREZ JR
6/13/1982- 11/05/2013
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87MclarenMustang
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I stabbed q porn star cause I'm sexy like that
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Formerly 07SilverS197
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ISP89LX
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I stabbed a drink because I'm sexy like that! Lol werd.
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89LX
Turbo50built!!!
Wait, he jacked my shit!!!
"Dan will make It rite" THIEF!
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Nastysvt
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I ran naked with a dog because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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Built 98 Cobra
Built C6 Z06
Daily TBSS
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ISP89LX
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hella peeps wearing black shirts lol.
[ November 16, 2011, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: ISP89LX ]
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89LX
Turbo50built!!!
Wait, he jacked my shit!!!
"Dan will make It rite" THIEF!
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Nastysvt
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Originally posted by ISP89LX:
hella peeps wearing black shirts lol.
Haha, for real..I was Jus thinking the same thing
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Built 98 Cobra
Built C6 Z06
Daily TBSS
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SSFGiant
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I ate a stripper because I'm sexy like that lol
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2014 Mustang GT
1988 Mustang GT
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chevyeatr
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I cuddled with paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that
Shit I wish this was true and I wouldnt cuddle with her id tear that shit up in every Hilton hotel room. Hahahahahahah.
[ November 16, 2011, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: chevyeatr ]
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iLliCiT FoRdS
Posts: 936 | From: caliFORDnia | Registered: Apr 2007
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I ate with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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-Savage Habits-
1992 Summer Edition
1986 Hatch- catfish killer
1964 Impala hard top
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FOXX5.0
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I shanked a toothbrush because hoes kept stealing my tacos ![[Whoo Whooooo!]](graemlins/woowoo.gif)
Posts: 1555 | From: (~__~) | Registered: Apr 2009
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Pure Stang
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Stabbed the Trojan man because I'm sexy like that... Hahaha.
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HEART BREAKER
R.I.P Willie Guzman (5ltrsvt) you will be missed brother.
04/24/87 - 11/23/2012
90 lx 347 RIP
86 gt
89 lx- next project
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Pure Stang
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This is pretty funny.
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HEART BREAKER
R.I.P Willie Guzman (5ltrsvt) you will be missed brother.
04/24/87 - 11/23/2012
90 lx 347 RIP
86 gt
89 lx- next project
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90FoX
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haha lmao ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posts: 5364 | From: Shooting Skeet | Registered: Oct 2002
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Blue92
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I beat a porn star because hoes keep stealing my tacos! ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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1FAST89GT
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I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp. ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
Posts: 4915 | From: VALLEJO | Registered: May 2004
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