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Nastysvt
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Chuck Norris went rabbit hunting with a hairpin. He caught five dears and a terrorist.
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FireVert03
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If you had 5 Dollars and Chuck Norris had 5 dollars chuck norris has more money then you cuz his chuck norris lol.....trust me there's millions of chuck norris jokes lol
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SFvert
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chuck norris can get blackjack with one card ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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FireVert03
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Jesus walks on water....Chuck Norris walks on jesus...lol ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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2003 FireRed Cobra R.I.P
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Nastysvt
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Chuck Norris once burnt out the clutch on an automatic ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
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Posts: 2575 | From: Valley to the Bay | Registered: Jan 2006
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ZincYellow 281
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
Posts: 691 | From: Elk Grove | Registered: Mar 2010
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Ryan_LX
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Jesus is king!
Posts: 1718 | From: no where | Registered: Sep 2006
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408LIGHTNING
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Chuck Norris can run you over with a PARKED car
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ISP89LX
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Chuck norris is the only human capable of standing on one foot and doing a handstand at the same time,...chuck norris believe it or not haha.
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89LX
Turbo50built!!!
Wait, he jacked my shit!!!
"Dan will make It rite" THIEF!
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Nastysvt
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie while riding a unicycle..
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ISP89LX
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My friend asked who chuck norris was?? I replied! "Only chuck norris knows who he is"...
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89LX
Turbo50built!!!
Wait, he jacked my shit!!!
"Dan will make It rite" THIEF!
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FireVert03
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Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive Erection............there were no Suvivors LMAO.....I found this 1.....
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SAV650HAB
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Anyone can piss on the floor, but chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling!!
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Posts: 5091 | From: SHOREVIEW E.S SAN MATEO | Registered: Sep 2010
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91Trunkster
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Yellow94GT never touched anyone's sig or banned anyone, so I'm going to quit spreading that rumor. It's not like I have any proof anyways. All yellow94gt and other mods have done is volunteer their time to help other people buy/sell parts, learn how to make their cars go faster and meet fellow enthusiasts. I'm a hater, but it's hard to hate on these facts. I have saved hunrdeds, maybe thousands of dollars here buying and selling parts over the years alone, but I don't care, this website owes me damnit, and I'll piss on it as much as I want. Us haters gonna hate. Why contribute to something when you can take for free?
I act like I'm@Age15
I make friends on the internet that are@Age18
I was picked on in my youth so I became a bully@Age24
My mouth started to run 24/7 on the internet, but my car never at the track@Age26
First pubic hair@Age30
Troll@Age31
My internet friends and I ALL just got the boot for good!@Age31
Yes, you read it right, 31 and just as childish as my fresh out of highschool internet friends@31
Oh yeah, this isn't my website, so no one has to ask for my permission to change my sig. Hell, not like I pay the CAFORDS bill, so why should they need my permission to put what they want on their site? We're all guests here. Maybe some of us should start acting like guests or leave?
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Raelsmar
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
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If you can read this, then it's burrito time
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Niners deserve to lose
Raiders Lakers A's
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Adam5.0
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chuck norris tears cure cancer... to bad chuck norris doesnt cry
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want something old and japanese
Posts: 1609 | From: Brentwood | Registered: Aug 2006
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91Trunkster
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One of my favorites:
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Yellow94GT never touched anyone's sig or banned anyone, so I'm going to quit spreading that rumor. It's not like I have any proof anyways. All yellow94gt and other mods have done is volunteer their time to help other people buy/sell parts, learn how to make their cars go faster and meet fellow enthusiasts. I'm a hater, but it's hard to hate on these facts. I have saved hunrdeds, maybe thousands of dollars here buying and selling parts over the years alone, but I don't care, this website owes me damnit, and I'll piss on it as much as I want. Us haters gonna hate. Why contribute to something when you can take for free?
I act like I'm@Age15
I make friends on the internet that are@Age18
I was picked on in my youth so I became a bully@Age24
My mouth started to run 24/7 on the internet, but my car never at the track@Age26
First pubic hair@Age30
Troll@Age31
My internet friends and I ALL just got the boot for good!@Age31
Yes, you read it right, 31 and just as childish as my fresh out of highschool internet friends@31
Oh yeah, this isn't my website, so no one has to ask for my permission to change my sig. Hell, not like I pay the CAFORDS bill, so why should they need my permission to put what they want on their site? We're all guests here. Maybe some of us should start acting like guests or leave?
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Chavez66
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Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
When Chuck Norris donates blood he doesn't use a needle, he uses a bucket and a 45
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Posts: 1694 | From: Dont worry about it | Registered: Feb 2010
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FORDFANATIC916
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!
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back at it!!
Posts: 1375 | From: here and there | Registered: Sep 2003
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RED@7kVERT *8850GT*
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made out of actual cowboys....
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04cobra408
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damn I just found a site that you can make custom Chuck Norris shirts!!!!!!
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
"Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe."
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Willie Guzman
RIP lil brother
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Juan Moya
"The King Cobra"
11/16/81 - 8/20/05
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04cobra408
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haha Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman
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Willie Guzman
RIP lil brother
11-23-12
Juan Moya
"The King Cobra"
11/16/81 - 8/20/05
Posts: 1945 | From: san jose ca | Registered: Jan 2004
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Mr.Lucky
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane"
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Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002
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Chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the ground down.
Chuck norris had a staring contest with the sun and he won.
Chuck norris was once the victim of a hit and run, the poor truck didn't stand a chance.
Chuck norris hates it when he's singing along to the radio and the artist messes up.
Its rumored chuck norris can't be buried when he dies, because chuck norris can't die.
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