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Topic: CUSTOMER SERVICCE CALL(FOR ALL OF US THAT DEAL W STUPID PEOPLE ALL DAY)
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FoRdGiRl
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CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL
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>This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard of in a Long time.
>I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a True phone
>call from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a Recording
>monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk
>employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect
>organization for "Termination without Cause." This is actual Dialogue of a
>former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. Now I know why they record
>these conversations!
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>"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
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>"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with
>WordPerfect."
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>"What sort of trouble?"
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>"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
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>"Went away?"
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>"They disappeared."
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>"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
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>"Nothing."
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>"Nothing?"
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>"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."
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>"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
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>"How do I tell?"
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>"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
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>"What's a sea-prompt?"
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>"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
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>"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
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>"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
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>"What's a monitor?"
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>"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a
>little light
>that tells you when it's on?"
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>"I don't know."
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>"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord
>goes into it. Can you see that?"
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>"Yes, I think so."
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>"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the
>wall."
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>"Yes, it is."
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>"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
>cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
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>"No."
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>"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other
>cable."
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>"Okay, here it is."
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>"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of
>your computer."
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>"I can't reach."
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>"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
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>"No."
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>"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
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>"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's
>dark."
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>"Dark?"
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>"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from
>the window."
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>"Well, turn on the office light then."
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>"I can't."
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>"No? Why not?"
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>"Because there's a power failure."
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>"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
>still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
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>"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
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>"Good Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was
>when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
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>"Really? Is it that bad?"
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>"Yes, I'm
>afraid it is."
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>"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
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>"Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer."
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Posts: 1881 | From: rescue | Registered: Dec 2005
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two-gun kid2
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Member # 5891
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hahahahahahahaa ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
that person should be employee of the month
Posts: 5566 | From: Hayward,Ca | Registered: Jul 2005
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dynoguy
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Member # 6457
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Thats the funniest damn thing i ever saw!!!!!!!!
I know exactly how he feels.
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Chris
BRG Racing/Dyno
(925)680-2560
chris@brgracing.com
www.brgracing.com
Posts: 131 | From: Concord | Registered: Jan 2006
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Norcalbmxer
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Member # 235
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would be better if it was true
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T-tops suck!
Coming Soon - "The baddest BITCH on 4 wheels!!!"
WTB 95+ Gt spindles/Brakes,
"Smoke' Em"
Posts: 952 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Apr 2001
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NvrGoFullRetard
CAFords OG
Member # 1633
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white 97gt n/a 320rwhp/325rwtq
01 sierra rcsb lsx 408 (murdered out)
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2011 Tahoe
Posts: 2759 | From: PITTSBURG/FAIRFIELD | Registered: Aug 2002
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mustanggt5091
All I need is.....
Member # 444
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HAHAHHAHA back in my Best Buy and Circuit City days I felt like saying that to so many people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually had a customer come in because his cup dispenser(CD) was broken and not poping out to hold his cofee!
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88 GT 357w (SOLD):(
06 Limited Edition R6 !!!!!
Posts: 2353 | From: Fairfield / Santa Rosa , Ca | Registered: Sep 2001
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