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FoRdGiRl
Member # 6279
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CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL > > >This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard of in a Long time. >I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a True phone >call from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a Recording >monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk >employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect >organization for "Termination without Cause." This is actual Dialogue of a >former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. Now I know why they record >these conversations! > >"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" > >"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with >WordPerfect." > >"What sort of trouble?" > >"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." > >"Went away?" > >"They disappeared." > >"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" > >"Nothing." > >"Nothing?" > >"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type." > >"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" > >"How do I tell?" > >"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" > >"What's a sea-prompt?" > >"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" > >"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." > >"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" > >"What's a monitor?" > >"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a >little light >that tells you when it's on?" > >"I don't know." > >"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord >goes into it. Can you see that?" > >"Yes, I think so." > >"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the >wall." > >"Yes, it is." > >"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two >cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" > >"No." > >"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other >cable." > >"Okay, here it is." > >"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of >your computer." > >"I can't reach." > >"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" > >"No." > >"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" > >"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's >dark." > > > > >"Dark?" > >"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from >the window." > >"Well, turn on the office light then." > >"I can't." > >"No? Why not?" > >"Because there's a power failure." > >"A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you >still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" > >"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." > >"Good Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was >when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." > >"Really? Is it that bad?" > >"Yes, I'm >afraid it is." > >"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" > >"Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer."
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two-gun kid
Member # 5891
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hahahahahahahaa that person should be employee of the month
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dynoguy
Member # 6457
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Thats the funniest damn thing i ever saw!!!!!!!! I know exactly how he feels.
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Norcalbmxer
Member # 235
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would be better if it was true
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LIL MZ MISCHEIF
Member # 5585
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u should see some ppl tryin to arm their alarms... its the funniest crap sometimes... but i know how that feels ..... some ppl are just dumb!
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1FAST89GT
Member # 5071
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lol
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4.6 EATIN GM'S
Member # 1633
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50Reasons
Member # 6452
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hope thats not real
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mustanggt5091
Member # 444
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HAHAHHAHA back in my Best Buy and Circuit City days I felt like saying that to so many people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually had a customer come in because his cup dispenser(CD) was broken and not poping out to hold his cofee!
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