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Topic: Tempted...(a bit long but funny)
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twisted54
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TEMPTED
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got a view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and! if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car and not in your wallet.
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uh0h50
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hahahaha.. i thought he ran out the door cuz he got scared.. good one
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Posts: 2926 | From: Bay Area 510 | Registered: Jul 2003
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CANTCME
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hahahahahaha
Posts: 844 | From: san francisco,ca | Registered: Oct 2001
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BlackNGold
CaliforniaFords.com
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Member # 655
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WTF~Are you for real?...I would've failed...
Posts: 5132 | From: Bay Area, CA | Registered: Dec 2001
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1Sicgt
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Member # 714
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LOL!!!!!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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87GeeTee
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ROFL! What a way to make your balls like ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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2002 GT; Gone But Not Forgotten
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mtbaughs
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hahaha good one
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SydeWaySix
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hilarious dude
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SmokinLX
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![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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Posts: 4388 | From: East Bay | Registered: Aug 2002
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one00stang
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quote:
Originally posted by BlackNGold:
WTF~Are you for real?...I would've failed...
i think 9 out of 10 guys wouldve failed.. hahha
Posts: 382 | From: South Bay CA | Registered: Aug 2004
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stangless
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quote:
Originally posted by one00stang:
quote:
Originally posted by BlackNGold:
WTF~Are you for real?...I would've failed...
i think 9 out of 10 guys wouldve failed.. hahha
Totally.. very hard for a guy to think with his big head in that scenario..
If you say you wouldn't you know you are lying.
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