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[QUOTE]Originally posted by SlowStockFox: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Jdub07: [qb] [QUOTE]Originally posted by BCINGUU: [qb] [QUOTE]Originally posted by asskickn88: [qb] I removed the oil filter, took of the O ring and put the filter back on... [/qb][/QUOTE]Funny, I've done that to my own self... [/qb][/QUOTE]Not quite the same but I just did a oil change on the wifes car. Started it up and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WTF WAS THAT! WTF??? Look under the car and 6 quarts of oil are in my driveway. WTF WTF!!!! Afer it stoped raining oil I slid under there and took off the filter to check the part number, ready to kill the guy at Allied for getting me the wrong one (at allied in case you didn't know gets the filters for you lol). In any case part number was good, its the right filter. I"M LIKE WTF. So I look to make sure the thing had an o-ring and sure enough it did. Then I check the old filter and whaddya know...no o-ring. I double ringed the filter LMAO! DOH! Shit the best part is coming up and I kick myself that I didn't shoot photos for you guys,...I sop up as much oil as possible with rags, t-shirts, towels whatever I can find and throw them away. I got it to where there was no more puddle,...but six quarts of oil left a pretty fucked off mess on the drive way. Plus I coudn't move the car by starting it cause there was no oil and I didn't have any more oil to finish the job. I call up my father-in-law and send him out for some more oil and kitty litter shit. I put the Pacifica in neutral, brake off and push it back out so the ass end of the car is in the street. I have a 1970 Karmann Ghia I've been working on. I recently removed the gas tank...why? Because the gas was eight years old. I posted on here on how to dispose of it and got some cool advice but it was taking a long to for it to evaperate for some reason. I had about 1/2 gallon of gas left so I did what any normal person would I poured it all over my new oil slick in the driveway. I was a bit worried that being the gas was 8 years old it wouldn't perform the way I was hoping so I got some good clean new gas I keep for the lawn mower and poured a few cups of that over the oil and old gas. The smell was amazing, eyes buring and tearing up. A match,....can't find one. A lighter,...can't find one. Ten min. later I finally find this a naken lady lighter shoved the back of a junk drawer. I pick up my garage fire extinguisher and stroll out to the front yard. I live in a court many children play in it. Today was no exception. I kneel down to my new mixture of oil, gas and strong fumes, flick the lighter about 3 inches from the edge of a good 6 foot square around to fire hazard,....POOF!!!!! FUCKIN THING WENT OFF LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! At least a 20 foot flame and 12 around,...higher than my house and a plum of black smoke like a little fuckin bomb went off. And it stayed like that! My fuckin driveway was on FIRE. Children were at play and suddenly I hear blood curdiling screeming and yelling and even a little girl crying. One kid runs in his house another kid runs over and starts to turn on my nighbors hose..."DON'T PUT IT OUT!!!!" he looks at me like WTF! Neihbor accross the stree was doing yard work and he just looked over at me almost amuzed like it was a show or some shit. Suddenly I hear crackling like wood is on fire...House looks good cars aren't burning but you know the driveways that have the small strips of wood in between the slabs of cements well yes the were completely engulfed in flames. I give a quick burst with the fire extinguisher on a 4 foot secong of wood and it went right out...as soon as it went out it fuckin burst into a huge flame again! Fire seemed to only grow in size so I expell the rest of my extinguisher on the fire and it went out....silence in the court, then the wife comes out..><?"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT". I was like, what? Driveway looks pretty fuckin good if you ask me. The end. I wish I shot some photos [/qb][/QUOTE] :patriot: :whoowhoo: :whoowhoo: [/QB][/QUOTE]
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