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[QUOTE]Originally posted by El Caballo: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by 9cobra7: [qb] I've always wanted to be in a cool gang. How can I get into a cool gang and do cool things? [/qb][/QUOTE]1. You have to master the swagger of your typical homie. Watch MTV for inspiration, then imitate the ridiculous walk of your favorite rap star. If you find yourself having difficulties, visualize yourself with a massive case of hemmorhoids, and/or a pickle shoved up your ass. A big pickle. 2. Language is very important. When attempting to fit in with the gangster community, you must forget everything you have learned about the English language and how to speak it properly. It helps if you have some sort of speech impediment, preferably one which makes you sound like you have a mouth full of oatmeal at any given point. Remember, contractions are your new god. Practice at home' or at the bus station. 3. You'll have to acquire a g' name. (A MUST!) if you cant think of one' there's always shortening your name to the first letter of your first name, then adding an adjective. For example, there's Lil' J, or Big R. You can also go with just the adjective: Slim, Shorty, etc. You'll fit right in. 4. You'll need to be hip to the rap gurus of the moment. Also There's Northside, Southside, Westside and Eastside. They have nothing to do with where you are on a map. Just Make sure, before you scream out whatever area you are ganna choose to be from' double check that you're with a group of the same patriotism, or else you'll get a can of whoop'ass opened on you. 5. G' clothing is rather simple. For pants, all you need to do is cruise the local mall until you find a really fat person. Check out the waist size on his jeans, then head to the nearest store playing rap music to buy a matching pair. They must also be long. You'll know you've made a good buy when you have three yards of fabric bunched about your ankles. You must wear them low-slung as well. A few pairs of cool boxer shorts, should be mostly hanging out. But to complete your lower half, you must own a stylin' belt, hold your pants firmly against your upper thighs and restrict movement. And For shoes, Nikes, Fubus and Jordands are the best. Reeboks and Adidas are fine for the beginning G'. They have to have cost at least $150, and be shiny and bright. You might as well forget how to tie knots, because the gangsta who ties his shoes up, gets beat up. You can accessorize with one of those key chain straps (the ones that circle your neck) that seem to be all the rage. It must say Fubu on it, of course. A hat is good, as long as it's got one of the previously-mentioned trade names on it. Turn the hat sideways for extra respect. That's spelled R-E-S-P-E-C-T. You can always go with a handkerchief as well, with the hat or alone. Snoop Dogg wears one, if you need celebrity reinforcement. 6. The most important thing... Shoot your self couple times in your legs or arms to show you are a real G' and have scars to prove it, make up a cool story about the gun fight..... Good luck and keep it swagg!!!! :patriot: [/QB][/QUOTE]
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