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Posted by SilverScab (Member # 6092) on :

So my roommates from Chico called me and let me know our house got broken into. They broke the window and sliding glass back door to get in. Right in front of that area is the refrigerator with a $10 bill sitting on top of that which was not taken.

The thief then went to one roommate’s room where his laptop, checkbook, $300 watch and various other items were placed. None of that was taken. But he had a bowl of change which the thief stole. He/she also stole his little safe that was completely empty and left the shotgun.

The thief moseyed over to the other roommates room where there were various guitars, computers, cds, etc....none were taken. But there was a USB wireless adapter that was stolen.

The thief went into the living room where we have various stereo equipment, TVs, DVD players, expensive paintings, and portable xm radio player with stand....none were taken. But there was a headphone to RCA adapter on the back of the XM Radio stand that was stolen.

Then to top it off my roommate went into the bathroom where the thief decided to take a dump and not even flush the toilet. What an inconsiderate thief.
[BS flag]

[ April 05, 2006, 11:03 AM: Message edited by: SilverScab ]

Posted by n8y8 (Member # 6048) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SilverScab:
...Then to top it off my roomate went into the bathroom where the theif decided to take a dump and not even flush the toilet. What an inconsiderate theif.

Get a sample, sounds like you got some DNA evidence there...lol. Sounds like a stupid or resourceful thief. Only stole what he needed or doesnt know whats valuable.

Posted by Mach0ne351 (Member # 927) on :

wtf?! dude, take a piece of the poop, get it analyzed for a DNA string, and see if they can ID him......what a moron!!! thank god he didnt take all your valuables.

Posted by SilverScab (Member # 6092) on :

quote:
Originally posted by n8y8:
Get a sample, sounds like you got some DNA evidence there...lol.

I told my roommate to tell the police to get an assprint sample and to throw the terd in a ziplock bag and throw it in the freezer so we can use it as evidence when this outlaw gets caught

Posted by SydeWayzSix (Member # 2222) on :

I bet its someone you guys know and is justbtrying to fuck with you...if it were a "real" theif, I'm sure he wouldnt have taken a shit [Roll Eyes]

and he/she would have taken the good stuff...better check your homies [Mad]

Posted by cdog301 (Member # 5136) on :

you know that thief trust me!

Posted by SmokinLX (Member # 1684) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SydeWayzSix:
I bet its someone you guys know and is justbtrying to fuck with you...if it were a "real" theif, I'm sure he wouldnt have taken a shit and he/she would have taken the good stuff...better check your homies

A friend would'nt have broke the window. Better get an alarm cause the thief has built up His confidence and will be back for the rest of the stuff He could'nt carry with Him last time. At least He did'nt clean You out or crap on someones bed? Hopefully You get to use the shotgun on Him next time. [patriot]

Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :

Sorry but I am RLMAO about the shit [worship]

sory to hear that you got robbed though. did u flush it?

Posted by spegull03 (Member # 2842) on :

fuckin chico

Posted by SilverScab (Member # 6092) on :

quote:
Originally posted by spegull03:
fuckin chico

it was probably you, you thief!

Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SydeWayzSix:
I bet its someone you guys know and is justbtrying to fuck with you...if it were a "real" theif, I'm sure he wouldnt have taken a shit and he/she would have taken the good stuff...better check your homies

Posted by Jmir018 (Member # 1414) on :

guys who keep on saying get DNA sample piss me off.. you cannot identify someone with dna!!!
you can match the DNA strain to a suspect's. that's it!!.
if there are no suspects, whose dna you already possess, then it's uselesss. stop watching csi.

Posted by 5.0-srt-4 (Member # 5864) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jmir018:
guys who keep on saying get DNA sample piss me off.. you cannot identify someone with dna!!!
you can match the DNA strain to a suspect's. that's it!!.
if there are no suspects, whose dna you already possess, then it's uselesss. stop watching csi.

Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 5.0-srt-4:

quote:
Originally posted by Jmir018:
guys who keep on saying get DNA sample piss me off.. you cannot identify someone with dna!!!
you can match the DNA strain to a suspect's. that's it!!.
if there are no suspects, whose dna you already possess, then it's uselesss. stop watching csi.

Posted by DOPE 50 (Member # 5892) on :

Yea to me it just sounds like you guys might know the person just my [Confused]

.2 cents

Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jmir018:
guys who keep on saying get DNA sample piss me off.. you cannot identify someone with dna!!!
you can match the DNA strain to a suspect's. that's it!!.
if there are no suspects, whose dna you already possess, then it's uselesss. stop watching csi.

Wow you get pissed off easily. Its not that serious. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by n8y8 (Member # 6048) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jmir018:
guys who keep on saying get DNA sample piss me off.. you cannot identify someone with dna!!!
you can match the DNA strain to a suspect's. that's it!!.
if there are no suspects, whose dna you already possess, then it's uselesss. stop watching csi.

Actually homeboy the police already have a DNA bank of known felons and stuff. So there could possibly be a match in the police computer already making that person a suspect (how else would their DNA be at the scene of a crime). So whats the use of getting fingerprints at a crime scene then? Same thing you have to compare them to whats already in the police computer.

Use your noodle, And to top it off I was just joking... [Roll Eyes]

[ April 05, 2006, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: n8y8 ]

Posted by twisted54 (Member # 1981) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jmir018:
guys who keep on saying get DNA sample piss me off.. you cannot identify someone with dna!!!
you can match the DNA strain to a suspect's. that's it!!.
if there are no suspects, whose dna you already possess, then it's uselesss. stop watching csi.

Can you match smells somehow. Maybe the perpatrator had corn...start checking all grocery store security cameras for people buying corn....haha

I think it's an inside job or someone you know too.

[ April 05, 2006, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: twisted54 ]

Posted by Fostang (Member # 3752) on :

My guess it's a young person 12-14 years old.

Missing any food?

[ April 05, 2006, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: Fostang ]

Posted by Jmir018 (Member # 1414) on :

quote:
Originally posted by n8y8:
[QUOTE]Actually homeboy the police already have a DNA bank of known felons and stuff. So there could possibly be a match in the police computer already making that person a suspect (how else would their DNA be at the scene of a crime). So whats the use of getting fingerprints at a crime scene then? Same thing you have to compare them to whats already in the police computer.

ok.. i worded my other post wrong. i'm not mad, i could care less..with that said. you have a point, but not at the same time. do u know what the percentage of crimes solved due to fingerprints are? it's miniscule. do a little research and you'll be surprised. all my criminal justice classmates can vouch for that.

[ April 05, 2006, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Jmir018 ]

Posted by bottled02GT?? (Member # 1772) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cdog301:
you know that thief trust me!

thats what i was thinkin....someone who knows u, a friend, someone cuz if it were me, and i didnt know u i woulda taken EVERYTHING not lil petty shit. WHoever did this was just fucking with u, cuz honestly takin a shit would be quite humorous to top it all off if i was messing with someone i know......so yea its someone who knows someone in that house [patriot]

Posted by sic5pointSLOW (Member # 5889) on :

maybe he left shit behind because you didnt have shit for him

Posted by n8y8 (Member # 6048) on :

quote:
Originally posted by sic5pointSLOW:
maybe he left shit behind because you didnt have shit for him

dat shit made me laugh......

Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :

Damn he broke your window AND left a turd telegraph! [Eek!]

Talk about fucked up.

Posted by sic5pointSLOW (Member # 5889) on :

maybe he left that there because he couldnt carry everything he stole [Big Grin]

Posted by streakmatt (Member # 6257) on :

Sorry about the house getting broken into, but LOL at the thief taking a shit. [Big Grin]

Posted by GRIGGYJAMESJIMBO (Member # 6319) on :

Im pretty sure the DUMP thing was his "signature" [Big Grin]

you know sort of like his "seal" [Wink]

quick let's check up on recent house robberies, we might have a "clue" here.... HA HA LMAO, is this 4REAL or do we have an elusive, serial thief with an unmistakable signature.... HA HA [dance]

Posted by slidewayz94 (Member # 3101) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Fostang:
My guess it's a young person 12-14 years old.

Missing any food?

after reading this my guess is that it's kid as well. not smart enough to steal the good stuff but immature enough to take a dump.

Posted by stangin' (Member # 514) on :

something similar happened to a friend of mine about 1 month ago in Oakland [Roll Eyes]

. They broke his window and all that was stolen was his laptop. The plasma tv, x-box, stereo equip. were left alone. it was weird.

Posted by spegull03 (Member # 2842) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SilverScab:

quote:
Originally posted by spegull03:
fuckin chico
it was probably you, you thief!

Posted by I Fear No Five O (Member # 5185) on :

Haha, it seems like "The Phantom Shitter" broke into your house. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/33123421.html

But sorry to hear about the break-in, luckily the idiot left all the good stuff.

- Tim

Posted by 5.0Caliber (Member # 5865) on :

quote:
Originally posted by GRIGGYJAMESJIMBO:
Im pretty sure the DUMP thing was his "signature"
you know sort of like his "seal" quick let's check up on recent house robberies, we might have a "clue" here.... HA HA LMAO, is this 4REAL or do we have an elusive, serial thief with an unmistakable signature.... HA HA

I was thinking that, its his calling card. I think i would be more pissed at some random dude talking a dump in my toilet. Its ludicrous.

Posted by 50 Deep (Member # 6216) on :

its one of your boys or someone thas been in your house. if he only went for specific items and not even the most expensive ones. he/she had already known what they were there to get. like sideways said. check your boys.

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