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9cobra7
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the 2nd mom, Ann and said, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny."
He turned to the 3rd mom, Joyce. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the 4th mother, Alice, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, .....
"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."
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If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, don't walk.
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68dustin
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Isn't it Tuesday? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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"As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction that I can keep, and if I do begin to slide, please dear God protect me and my ride!"
Posts: 3986 | From: neverland | Registered: Feb 2005
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Built88LX
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Stuck in a time capsule?
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