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9cobra7
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38" BREAST, 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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92_5.0
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lol
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Infineon/Sears point? same difference!
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Posts: 1629 | From: bay area | Registered: May 2007
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wilit
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I think I just saw that lady's daughter today at Starbucks. LOL
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"If a man hasn't found something worth dying for, he isn't fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr.
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