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Topic: Craig's List For Beginners
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theconductor
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Cross posted from another mustang forum
I've compiled this handy list of commonly used phrases as a public service. If there's anything I've forgotten or any corrections needed please let me know.
It ran when i parked it
This car no longer runs and will never run again.
No tire kickers! I KNO WAT I GOT!
I actually don't know what I have, but I want you to think it's worth something.
Needs battery
Fucked beyond all repair.
I don't need to sell it
I do a lot of cocaine. Please give me money.
Had to sell it, just had a baby
I am about to go to prison
No title
Stolen
Not stolen!
Stolen
Habla Espanol
This car does not run and might not exist. I will rob you when we meet
My loss is your gain
I have had this fucking listing up for 3 years.
Price is 2000
I want 1500
Price is 1500
I want a grand
Price is 1000
This is not worth money but I want money anyhow
No rides without cash in hand
I'm going to rob you, wreck your anus, murder you in a horrifying fashion and then serve your guts to my dogs
The car was rear ended but there's no frame damage at all
Chassis's fucked.
No rust
There's no car left. The rust ate it all.
Has a welded diff, too many mods to count, just a little bit of cosmetic damage.
never been drifted or abused $7500 firm
It's a drift slut owned by a 16 year old
Leaks some oil
oil pan has a 8 inch diameter hole and my garage is slowly flooding
Smokes a bit
Not only is there black smoke coming from the exhaust, the engine bay looks like a cigar lounge
Female Owned
Hasn't had an oil change for the past 50k miles. Wheels are curbed all to hell.
Adult owned
Teenager driven.
Buyer is responsible for smog
Doesn't pass smog, will cost more to fix than actual cars value.
Ice cold A/C
A/C barely works if at all
RARE!! CLASSIC!!
This is a 1997 Toyota Camry and is actually quite common.
Needs (random dollar amount, usually between $5-$25) part to fix.
Multiply dollar amount by 200.
Good condition for age
Compared to a sandwich.
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Woke Bruh
Posts: 349 | From: Roseville, CA | Registered: Feb 2014
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ZincYellow 281
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lol!! yup, sounds like you've had experiance with these types of sellers. ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
Posts: 691 | From: Elk Grove | Registered: Mar 2010
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70stang351w
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LMAO So much Truth
Never get why people say to many mods to list? wtf aren't you trying to sell the car or txt for pic' s
Are Forum rules should make it pics and full description or you get deleted.
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1996 GT VERT /32v MOD - SOLD
1970 Mustang Coupe M-Code 351w
Posts: 1419 | From: 925 | Registered: Apr 2010
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NEIGHT
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Member # 8741
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LOL at female owned. Due to your description my cousin is a female, fucker couldn't park if his life depended on it.
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-Savage Habits-
1992 Summer Edition
1986 Hatch- catfish killer
1964 Impala hard top
Posts: 18528 | From: EA$T $IDE REDWOOD CITY | Registered: Nov 2008
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theconductor
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quote:
Originally posted by NEIGHT:
LOL at female owned. Due to your description my cousin is a female, fucker couldn't park if his life depended on it.
My wife went to move my old wrx from the back yard to the street and curbed the fuck out of the wheels. On the DRIVERS side! I mean, can't you just look out the window to see where the curb is?!!!!
anywho.....
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Woke Bruh
Posts: 349 | From: Roseville, CA | Registered: Feb 2014
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