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Topic: Anybody know a Frank?
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9cobra7
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."
Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with, and he could fix anything---. Not like me - I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well. I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his f***ing wife
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If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, don't walk.
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I don't get it ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Originally posted by i:
I don't get it
Then you have never dated a girl who is hung up on an EX.
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I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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Buahahahahahah ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif) ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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Originally posted by i:
I don't get it
Ill put it in your terms, if you get the new jordans, and you are out flossing to your bae and she tells you her ex man fernando has the retros and they are cleaner it would make you feel like your bae is still attached to her ex fernando.
Posts: 2990 | From: eb | Registered: Jul 2005
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Wht86drop
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Gotem hahahaha
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wilit
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That's a good one.
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"If a man hasn't found something worth dying for, he isn't fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr.
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70stang351w
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LoL that was a good one
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Originally posted by Wht86drop:
Gotem hahahaha
My ring tone lol
Posts: 1571 | From: 510 | Registered: Mar 2006
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