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9cobra7
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At the end of a tiny, deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man.
He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed gay man walked in and
sat down beside him.

After a few beers, the gay man gets up the courage to say a few words to the
big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive black man leaped up from his bar stool. With rage in his
eyes, he smacks the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.
He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and
battered in the parking lot before returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer and said "I've never seen
you react like that. What did he say?"

"I don't know, the black man replied. Something about a job."

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I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.

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Fixed it for you: At the end of a tiny, deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man. 
He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed (SHO)time walked in and 
sat down beside him.

After a few beers, (SHO)time gets up the courage to say a few words to the 
big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive black man leaped up from his bar stool. With rage in his 
eyes, he smacks the crap out of (SHO)time, knocking him swiftly off his stool.
He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and 
battered in the parking lot before returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer and said "I've never seen 
you react like that. What did he say?"

"I don't know, the black man replied. Something about a job." Funny enough yet, (SHO)time STILL offered him a BJ....

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