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Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my
last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
those payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she
get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo
momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin'
from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo
mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to
hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ...and watch the
'spression on yo face.

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More racist than funny but a valiant effort none the less. I thought it was a pirate joke at first. Lol

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quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
More racist than funny but a valiant effort none the less. I thought it was a pirate joke at first. Lol

Uh oh....here we go....

Why are you offended first of all??

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quote:
Originally posted by 9cobra7:
quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
More racist than funny but a valiant effort none the less. I thought it was a pirate joke at first. Lol

Uh oh....here we go....

Why are you offended first of all??

Uh oh....here we go.....

Dude calm down what I said was a joke but yea the joke is more racist than funny. IF it was a good joke I wouldn't mind the racism, but because it was a crappy joke, I had to say what I said. Just because you posted a shitty joke doesn't mean you have to mad at the backlash. Calmate heffe haha

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quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
quote:
Originally posted by 9cobra7:
quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
More racist than funny but a valiant effort none the less. I thought it was a pirate joke at first. Lol

Uh oh....here we go....

Why are you offended first of all??

Uh oh....here we go.....

Dude calm down what I said was a joke but yea the joke is more racist than funny. IF it was a good joke I wouldn't mind the racism, but because it was a crappy joke, I had to say what I said. Just because you posted a shitty joke doesn't mean you have to mad at the backlash. Calmate heffe haha

"If it was a good joke I wouldn't mind the racism"

So racism is ok as long as it was a good joke? lol, total hypocrite.

I'm pointing out if you're going to pull out the race card, you better know what you're talking about and you clearly don't.

That's just your way of turning this on me by telling me to calm down or panties in a bunch etc.

That ok as a tactic and I've seen it many times used in a discussion or a debate, but its really weak.

Problem still lies in you call racism when you don't even know what that is. If you did, you would've never said what you did about the bad joke.

Hint, look up the word then come back....

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This is the joke of the day!!! Funny as fuck and racist but it's realistic so it's ok.

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I know some of you have seen this movie LOL.

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The joke of the day is Dan and his boyfriend.

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quote:
Originally posted by i:
The joke of the day is Dan and his boyfriend.

Yeah no shit. My joke of the day is totally superseded by this jerkoff

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quote:
Originally posted by 9cobra7:
quote:
Originally posted by i:
The joke of the day is Dan and his boyfriend.

Yeah no shit. My joke of the day is totally superseded by this jerkoff
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