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This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville , Texas who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge.

The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg .
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

So there, Texas police do care.

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So it's true all Texas has are steers and queers lol [Big Grin]

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Hahaha [patriot]

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Thought this thread had something to do with me finding Turbo50, everyone remember patience is a virtue.
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Originally posted by TEXAS:
Thought this thread had something to do with me finding Turbo50, everyone remember patience is a virtue.
^^^exactly what i thought

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Originally posted by TEXAS:
Thought this thread had something to do with me finding Turbo50, everyone remember patience is a virtue.
Too good to be true

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