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9cobra7
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Text from daughter to mom:
"Hello mom, I need your advice. I have some of my boyfriend's cum stuck in my hair.
How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"
Text from mom to daughter:
"It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out.
I've had loads of cum in my hair over the years and it will just wash out."
Daughter back to mom:
"Oh my God, mom.......... sorry, I meant to spell gum."
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If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, don't walk.
Posts: 2633 | From: usa | Registered: May 2003
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SLOWBACK 67
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Member # 6348
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Nice LOL.
This was a quick conversation with my parents today.
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005
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87Fox916
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Member # 6399
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lmao
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87 Mustang GT
Posts: 1652 | From: SACRAMENTO | Registered: Jan 2006
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John91coupe
CAFords OG
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GOOD ONE! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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D-2R ProCharged R302 331
1.410 60 ft.
5.784 @ 122.92 1/8
8.953 @ 155.08
MM&FF Feature June 2003
Posts: 1361 | From: Grass Valley, CA | Registered: Sep 2000
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