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H8RPWRD
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What's the best excuse you can give a cop to get out of a speeding ticket. Today the chp lady asked why I was going so fast and I said, Because I'm really hungry." With a straight ass face and got off with a warning lol. So what's you're best way to get out of a speeding ticket CAFords? ![[burnout]](graemlins/burnout.gif) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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2T0NE
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Chara
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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.
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Venom
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Lol that's a good one.
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Chinitzzz
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Because I'm driving a mustang!! ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Gotta take a shit!
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Venomousnotch
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Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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"WHEN THE WHINING STARTS,IT MEANS JUSTICE IS ABOUT TO BE SERVED"..
Posts: 7604 | From: *NORTHERN*KILLA4NIA* | Registered: Oct 2008
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LXjames
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Originally posted by Venomousnotch:
Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts...
Lol Jose
My personal one I made up is circumstantial....get caught smashing on the freeway all alone cop ask why you were speeding you tell them the law states you go as fast as necessary to keep up with the flow of traffic, when they tell you there is no one around. You reply "exactly, I'm trying to find someone to start keeping up with them"
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sic70stang
CAFords OG
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Because racecar.
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1987 rolling safety violation.
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My goldfish was murderd by a cat!
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Posts: 1901 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Nov 2012
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I got pulled over for 87 in a 45 and told the cop I was late for wrk and had a flat tire and he let me go warning and I was in a Honda hatch back
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fredfifty
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I once got pulled because the officer was curious why i had my top down in thick dc fog.
Me - "jus chilin"
Officer - "ok"
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JUNKYARD5.0
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Originally posted by fredfifty:
I once got pulled because the officer was curious why i had my top down in thick dc fog.
Me - "jus chilin"
Officer - "ok"
Haha
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Posts: 1854 | From: WEST Menlo | Registered: Oct 2010
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I was on I-5 probably seven+ years ago heading towards Chico. I was pretty far up, past Maxwell I believe, when I had empty space as far as the eye could see ahead of me. I didn't downshift or go WOT, but I did get on it to about 120 when I notice a set of headlights catching up from way behind. I let off and set the cruise at 70 to await my demise.
I pulled over and the CHP officer said "I saw you before the bend, and then I completely lost you. I had to go 140 to catch you so you must have been doing at least 120+ Where are you going in such a hurry?"
Me: Not in a hurry, just on the way to see a friend in Chico. (Mostly silent)
I was in an E30 that had an oil leak. He said smoke from the oil burning off the exhaust going into his face as he bent down to speak to me.
Grabs my ID, insurance, registration. Comes back after five minutes and says "Listen, I had to give a guy CPR this morning and I don't want to do it again. SLOW DOWN!"
Let off with a warning, no ticket, and a big thank you to the officer. The stupid things you do when you're 18 HAHA. I don't do stupid ish like that anymore.
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Never have been able to get away with a warning. Always gone to court, and got a reduction, or dimissal there.
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When I had my little Honda I got pulled over because the officer(same fucker that gave me the 2 points) caught me in the act of putting on my seat-belt as I was pulling off the curb. But since he was going the opposite direction and had the strongest feeling he was gonna pull me over I straight turned onto the next street smashed down it took another street smashed down that then somehow he ended up behind me flashed his lights and pulled me over. He said "you know I pulled you over for the seat-belt right? But how the hell did it take so long to find you were you flying?" I said "I knew you were coming and so I tried to leave as fast as I can." He laughed and said "I appreciate honesty, now are you on probation? Any drugs or weapons on you?" Well ended up without a ticket.
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Posts: 18531 | From: EA$T $IDE REDWOOD CITY | Registered: Nov 2008
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NEIGHT
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A non police related one was when I got sent to the office in 5th grade for throwing a paper ball to a kids face. Principal asked "why did you throw it at *forgot their name*?" I said "Look I did throw the paper ball but he walked into it so it's not my fault it hit him." LMAO I was one bad kid in 5th grade.
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1992 Summer Edition
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1964 Impala hard top
Posts: 18531 | From: EA$T $IDE REDWOOD CITY | Registered: Nov 2008
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NK2186
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i got pulled over in front of hayward airport in my probe back in the day... Just burned it down with my buddy and we went to go meet up with some peeps. He was in his 03 civic si and it was around 11 or so at night...
Me and my friend start messing around and semi-racing (hesperian blvd was dead quiet) just kind of speeding up and slowing down mostly in second gear. I turn up the slap and start dipping from lane to lane and my buddy follows....
Next thing you know we see headlights facing the street in the last parking lot near the air port. Cop pulls out behind us both and doesn't know who to pull over. my dumbass tries to cut to the right and dip down winton into the business parks... cop gets right behind me in an instant so i pulled over...
i rolled my window down turned the interior light on put my hands on the wheel and waited cuz i knew i was fucked.
Cop asks me wtf i was doing and i told him i was being a dumbass and he said i hope that was fun i told him not anymore it wasn't.
He ran my info and two more cops pull up they start talking about smelling marijuana and then cop comes back and asks me about the other car i told him i dont know the guy. other cops left in the direction my buddy went...
Cop tells me i am being stupid and that he could arrest me for being high as fuck and wreckless driving and yada yada. he writes me up for a 38 in a 35 tells me to go home and says i dont want to see you for the rest of the night...
sorry long post. i was scared shitless at first but once i got home i burned another blunt haha
[ 2013-09-27, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: NK2186 ]
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Posts: 400 | From: Haystack | Registered: Aug 2012
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Stangn5oh
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A month ago i ran 4 red lights san jose downtown, i was pretty buzzed cop pulled me over and asked
"how many red lights are you going to run infront of me? I was behind you the whole time and you were splitting lanes"
I replied how far were you goanna follow me and added a na im just kidding at the end.
Officer Pulled me aside to the curb to talk then another officer came.
Anyways i was just being cool with them bullshitting talking I went to the essj ride drank all day then went to backyard wrestling and on my way home and they let me go without a ticket.
I was on my bicycle true story
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Hit the gasser, go faster, all u heard was dual exhaust n flowmasters.
Posts: 1643 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Apr 2011
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DIRTY SALLY
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Originally posted by LXjames:
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Originally posted by Venomousnotch:
Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts...
Lol Jose
My personal one I made up is circumstantial....get caught smashing on the freeway all alone cop ask why you were speeding you tell them the law states you go as fast as necessary to keep up with the flow of traffic, when they tell you there is no one around. You reply "exactly, I'm trying to find someone to start keeping up with them"
lmfao!!
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Robb
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" I have a belly ache and i'm about to shit all over my seat, Need to get to the nearest restroom asap"
Actually a true story.
[ 2013-09-27, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Robb ]
Posts: 2467 | From: Sacramento,CA | Registered: Sep 2009
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