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SLOWBACK 67
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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire. The youngest cowboy says, “Last week, a mammoth bull gored 10 men on the range, but I stepped in and wrestled it to the ground with nothing but my bare hands.”
Not wanting to be outdone, the second cowboy says, “That’s nothing. Two days ago, I was attacked by a 10-foot rattler, but I caught it in mid-strike and ripped off its head with my teeth.”
The third cowboy just sat there quietly, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
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I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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Lmfao!
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NEIGHT
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Slowback was just nuts about their butts.
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1ST0KGT
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cowboys butts drive YOU nuts
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RIP Willie Guzman (5LTRSVT)
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NEIGHT
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Originally posted by 1ST0KGT:
cowboys butts drive YOU nuts
I seen your bumper sticker.
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SLOWBACK 67
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Slowback was just nuts about their butts.
Your just mad you didn't find this joke first. ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
If you talk to Kenny tell him I said what's up. ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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NEIGHT
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Originally posted by Slowback67:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Slowback was just nuts about their butts.
Your just mad you didn't find this joke first.
If you talk to Kenny tell him I said what's up.
I have a video of his fatass doing the Bernie on saturday drunk ahahahahahahaha
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LSFairmont
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
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Originally posted by Slowback67:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Slowback was just nuts about their butts.
Your just mad you didn't find this joke first.
If you talk to Kenny tell him I said what's up.
I have a video of his fatass doing the Bernie on saturday drunk ahahahahahahaha
Video or GTFO
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fordologist
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
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Originally posted by Slowback67:
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
Slowback was just nuts about their butts.
Your just mad you didn't find this joke first.
If you talk to Kenny tell him I said what's up.
I have a video of his fatass doing the Bernie on saturday drunk ahahahahahahaha
video, or it didnt happen.
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NEIGHT
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I can't kuz then he'll get mad N sit on me.
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Joke thread?
A girl goes to her dad and ask to use the car. the father replies" you can use it but there are some things to be done around the house"
the Daughter replies" well what needs to be done?"
Father says " you need to suck my dick if you want to use the car"
Daughter wraps her lips around his dick and says " why does it taste like shit?"
Father says: "your brother needed the car earlier"
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NEIGHT
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That's just wrong.
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fordologist
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
That's just wrong.
but you know you laughed!
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fordologist
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btw neight your welcome.
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Originally posted by v-town coupe:
Joke thread?
Neight goes to his dad and ask to use the car. the father replies" you can use it but there are some things to be done around the house"
Neight replies" well what needs to be done?"
Father says " you need to suck my dick if you want to use the car" Neight wraps his lips around his dick and says " why does it taste like shit?"
Father says: "Kenny needed the car earlier"
Fixed... Haha just fucking with you little guy
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^^^ HAHA sorry I messed it up. glad you fixed it.
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Venomousnotch
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Lmfao...
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Originally posted by 5Porn0:
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Originally posted by v-town coupe:
Joke thread?
Neight goes to his dad and ask to use the car. the father replies" you can use it but there are some things to be done around the house"
Neight replies" well what needs to be done?"
Father says " you need to suck my dick if you want to use the car" Neight wraps his lips around his dick and says " why does it taste like shit?"
Hahaha
Father says: "Kenny needed the car earlier"
Fixed... Haha just fucking with you little guy
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1ST0KGT
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Originally posted by NEIGHT:
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Originally posted by 1ST0KGT:
cowboys butts drive YOU nuts
I seen your bumper sticker.
haha peeled it off your bumper lol ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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RIP Willie Guzman (5LTRSVT)
04/24/87-11/23/12
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DEVERO2
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LOL
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