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9cobra7
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I thought we could use a joke instead.....
A Salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?" ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
[ February 27, 2012, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: 9cobra7 ]
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Luke87GT
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[ February 27, 2012, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Luke87GT ]
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Ha ha lmao @ jokes and pics ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Oooh Oooh I got one!
Rotten johnny (3rd grader) is at recess when he goes up to his teacher and says "mrs Adams! I bet u ten dollars that by the end of the day I can guess what color panties ur wearing!" Fed up with rotten johnny she accepts the bet, detirmined to stick it to him once and for all.
Later that day Mrs. Adams is teaching a lesson on geography to her 3rd grade class. Rotten johnny raises his hand randomly and yells "blue, Mrs. Adams! Ur panties are blue!" Mrs. Adams then drops her textbook and runs out of the classroom, straight to the principals office.
Mrs Adams barges into the principals office and says "i did it! I finally got that little bastard, rotten johnny!" The principal, with enthusiasm, says "good job! How did u do it? She replies "that little bastard bet me ten dollars that by the end of the day he could tell what color panties I'm wearing! He said blue, but I tricked him. I'm not wearing any panties, see!" Mrs Adams lifts up her skirt and shows the principal.
The principal slams his fist on the desk and yells "son of a bitch! That mother fucker bet me 50 bucks that by the end of the day, u would show me ur pussy!"
[ February 27, 2012, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: bentley mobs a stang ]
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quote:
Originally posted by bentley mobs a stang:
Oooh Oooh I got one!
Rotten johnny (3rd grader) is at recess when he goes up to his teacher and says "mrs Adams! I bet u ten dollars that by the end of the day I can guess what color panties ur wearing!" Fed up with rotten johnny she accepts the bet, detirmined to stick it to him once and for all.
Later that day Mrs. Adams is teaching a lesson on geography to her 3rd grade class. Rotten johnny raises his hand randomly and yells "blue, Mrs. Adams! Ur panties are blue!" Mrs. Adams then drops her textbook and runs out of the classroom, straight to the principals office.
Mrs Adams barges into the principals office and says "i did it! I finally got that little bastard, rotten johnny!" The principal, with enthusiasm, says "good job! How did u do it? She replies "that little bastard bet me ten dollars that by the end of the day he could tell what color panties I'm wearing! He said blue, but I tricked him. I'm not wearing any panties, see!" Mrs Adams lifts up her skirt and shows the principal.
The principal slams his fist on the desk and yells "son of a bitch! That mother fucker bet me 50 bucks that by the end of the day, u would show me ur pussy!"
Lmao. ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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lol i got one kinda like that..heard it from my brother when i was young...
dude goes into a bar, bets the bartender, he can piss in any cup from behind the bar for 50 bucks...bartender says your on, no way you can do that. dude pisses all over the bar, hits everything but the cup, even the bartender...bartender says "Hey muthafucka I want my 50 bucks!!" dude says "here you go, but I just bet those dudes over there that I could piss all over your bar and you wont do shit about it for 500 bucks. "
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