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kumfrmsum yunguy ??

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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.

Posts: 14676 | From: 760 carlsbad | Registered: Mar 2004  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by 2TONE:
kumfrmsum yunguy ??

LOL

Here's some more...

A -La - Carte

1. Cream Sum Yung Guy... Women love it
2. Cum Drop Soup ........... Same as above, but no MSG
3. Suc Sum Tit ................. Chef's favorite Luncheon

Suculent Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick....Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc .......Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo......Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork..........Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork.........Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1.. Goo in Hand..............For those dining alone
2.. Suc Mi Wang............Traditional Chinese sausage
3.. Cum Too Soon..........Order early! These go fast!
4.. Sum Dum Chick........Always a low cost favorite
5.. Fuc Mei Slo..............Takes 2 hours to prepare
6.. Lik Mi Clit................A lip smacking Oriental treat
7.. Goo Wee Chick........No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8.. Yung Poon Tang.......Fresh daily
9.. Too Can Choo..........Includes sausage and fish for two
10.. Wai Too Yung........Not available on school nights
11.. Fuc Sum Now.........Raw fish for those in a hurry
12.. Tung Sum Chick......Chef's Special
13.. Sum Gulp Twat.......Low-cal diet special
14.. Bang Ho Face.........Served sitting down
15.. Bang Ho Butt..........Served with warm oil and jelly
16.. Hoo Flung Poo.......Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

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you forgot willies favorite = suc sum dic

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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.

Posts: 14676 | From: 760 carlsbad | Registered: Mar 2004  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by 2TONE:
you forgot willies favorite = suc sum dic

LOL

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Posts: 583 | From: Westcoast1320 | Registered: Jun 2005  |  :
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quote:
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Here's some more...

A -La - Carte

1. Cream Sum Yung Guy... Women love it
2. Cum Drop Soup ........... Same as above, but no MSG
3. Suc Sum Tit ................. Chef's favorite Luncheon

Suculent Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick....Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc .......Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo......Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork..........Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork.........Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1.. Goo in Hand..............For those dining alone
2.. Suc Mi Wang............Traditional Chinese sausage
3.. Cum Too Soon..........Order early! These go fast!
4.. Sum Dum Chick........Always a low cost favorite
5.. Fuc Mei Slo..............Takes 2 hours to prepare
6.. Lik Mi Clit................A lip smacking Oriental treat
7.. Goo Wee Chick........No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8.. Yung Poon Tang.......Fresh daily
9.. Too Can Choo..........Includes sausage and fish for two
10.. Wai Too Yung........Not available on school nights
11.. Fuc Sum Now.........Raw fish for those in a hurry
12.. Tung Sum Chick......Chef's Special
13.. Sum Gulp Twat.......Low-cal diet special
14.. Bang Ho Face.........Served sitting down
15.. Bang Ho Butt..........Served with warm oil and jelly
16.. Hoo Flung Poo.......Lobster bibs & raincoats provided [/QB]

fucking hilarious!
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quote:
Originally posted by 2TONE:
you forgot willies favorite = suc sum dic

keep runnin ur mouth homie....

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Posts: 8031 | From: Fresno, Ca | Registered: Sep 2006  |  :
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quote:
Originally posted by 5LTR SVT:
quote:
Originally posted by 2TONE:
you forgot willies favorite = suc sum dic

keep runnin ur mouth homie....
Ok..sure will...HOMIE

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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
Can't wait till the Giants lose tomorrow night so all you Giants fans are forced to shut the fuck up.

Posts: 14676 | From: 760 carlsbad | Registered: Mar 2004  |  :


 
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