1sicmaro
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A few short ones.....
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
-She blew them both...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
He: Your sense of humor.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A rumor
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's log.
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.
"Well," said the demon, "the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes don't!"
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