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got this at work the other day figured i would share. im sure its old but I dont care.


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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what the hell is this? [Confused]

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this made me spit soda....lol.

I am gonna copy this into Word. Make the font size 72. Make a dozen copies. And post them all over the office....lmao

[ December 30, 2009, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: N8 ]

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quote:
Originally posted by N8:
this made me spit soda....lol.

I am gonna copy this into Word. Make the font size 72. Make a dozen copies. And post them all over the office....lmao

i get the frist one, what the deal with the second line [Confused]

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quote:
Originally posted by CHUGGABREW:
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Originally posted by N8:
this made me spit soda....lol.

I am gonna copy this into Word. Make the font size 72. Make a dozen copies. And post them all over the office....lmao

i get the frist one, what the deal with the second line [Confused]
I get the second one too, but I am southern boy and Texas is close to The Boot. So I dont find that one as funny...lol
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quote:
Originally posted by N8:
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Originally posted by CHUGGABREW:
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Originally posted by N8:
this made me spit soda....lol.

I am gonna copy this into Word. Make the font size 72. Make a dozen copies. And post them all over the office....lmao

i get the frist one, what the deal with the second line [Confused]
I get the second one too, but I am southern boy and Texas is close to The Boot. So I dont find that one as funny...lol
boot?

is this you?  -

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The Boot = Louisiana (because the state is shaped like a boot).

But I am from the NO to be more precise and no thats not me...lol

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Originally posted by CHUGGABREW:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what the hell is this? [Confused]

What, you don't get the difference? Damn, I think my son who's in 2nd grade would understand the difference..... hopefully not what it means but he'd know the difference I'm sure.

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Originally posted by asskickn88:
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Originally posted by CHUGGABREW:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what the hell is this? [Confused]

What, you don't get the difference? Damn, I think my son who's in 2nd grade would understand the difference..... hopefully not what it means but he'd know the difference I'm sure.
shut up! i knew what the f it meant u jew [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by asskickn88:
quote:
Originally posted by CHUGGABREW:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what the hell is this? [Confused]

What, you don't get the difference? Damn, I think my son who's in 2nd grade would understand the difference..... hopefully not what it means but he'd know the difference I'm sure.
+1, I think he was to cool for school. A diploma is a rare thing now a day's, I'm sure glad I got one when I did.

[ December 30, 2009, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: MikeD. ]

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Yeah It Was Funny But Kinda Orignal Dont U Think?
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i got it! when i frist read it i didnt think it was a joke! damn it mike! go clean your rims or something!

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