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Author Topic: I GOT GRAPES DIRTY SALLY ¯ Member # 7845 posted                     -------------------- --------- Savage Habits instagram @2cheezen Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007  |  : DIRTY SALLY ¯ Member # 7845 posted                     -------------------- --------- Savage Habits instagram @2cheezen Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007  |  : venomous99 ¯ Member # 1917 posted                     ILL take 2 purples and 1 green. -------------------- MKII Q7 89LX Posts: 4811 | From: dc | Registered: Oct 2002  |  : DIRTY SALLY ¯ Member # 7845 posted                     A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartenders says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' -------------------- --------- Savage Habits instagram @2cheezen Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007  |  : DIRTY SALLY ¯ Member # 7845 posted                     http://purps.ytmnd.com/ -------------------- --------- Savage Habits instagram @2cheezen Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007  |  : silver n black ¯ Member # 8369 posted                     wow funny joke Posts: 727 | From: FRESNO | Registered: Apr 2008  |  : 94 N.C.F GT TEAM PLATINUM Member # 8722 posted                     Hahahaaa lmao -------------------- TEAM PLATINUM 87LX:(D D) ORANGE coupe 94GT:(427) Its a BEAST on the streets but in the garage it stays ASLEEP. N/A Posts: 1313 | From: RICHMOND/sanpablo | Registered: Oct 2008  |  : 90FoX FoX Member # 1974 posted                     lmao FLORNIACA TG [ July 18, 2009, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: 90FoX ] Posts: 5364 | From: Shooting Skeet | Registered: Oct 2002  |  : NorCalRydaz ¯ Member # 3233 posted                     i got it too! Posts: 2963 | From: San Jo | Registered: Sep 2003  |  : 89point. ¯ Member # 6078 posted                     thats a beautiful picture norcalrydaz Posts: 2727 | From: martinez | Registered: Oct 2005  |  : 92sleeperGT ¯ Member # 8076 posted                     I got grapes too=] -------------------- 1992 Mustang Gt Posts: 718 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Dec 2007  |  : Sk8OnGlass ¯ Member # 6370 posted                     who got player price on it tho . . LMK -------------------- First On Race Day FORD yup that's my stang in da pic Posts: 533 | From: san Jose, CA. | Registered: Jan 2006  |  : xvt's 85 5.0 ¯ Member # 4765 posted                     For those card holders, next time you find yourself at the club get some of that (super silver sour diesel haze) good stuff. "it had me staring at the refrigerator" lol -------------------- CBR 600RR CBR 600 F4 Posts: 489 | From: San Jose | Registered: Aug 2004  |  :

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