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Author Topic: warning DIRTY SALLY ¯ Member # 7845 posted                              WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. -------------------- --------- Savage Habits instagram @2cheezen Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007  |  : DIRTY SALLY ¯ Member # 7845 posted                              LOL IM ABOUT TO GO GET FUCEKD UP !!!!!!!!!!!! BEER BONGS KEG STANDS I DONT CAER ITS BEER TIME! BEER -------------------- --------- Savage Habits instagram @2cheezen Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007  |  : Slow05GT ¯ Member # 8408 posted                              HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Thats funny cause im drunk right now... didnt really understand what everything said gotta read it twice lol! Posts: 2233 | From: Natomas, ca | Registered: May 2008  |  :

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