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FoRdGiRl
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ somuch. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I havenever figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting intobed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feellike it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for meto satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled lookby saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you inthe bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time withher. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, bigunnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried onseveral different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one totake so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes tocompliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. Wewent onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamondearrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I wasone wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me becauseshe asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to playtennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is alldear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feellike it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffledWHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You'rejust not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfyyour shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like shewas going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am andnot for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Posts: 1881 | From: rescue | Registered: Dec 2005
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Termin8Him
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hahaha...hilarious....are we going out with the same chick or something cuz thats exactly how my chick is.
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Posts: 389 | From: Fairfield | Registered: Sep 2007
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FORDFANATIC916
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oh shit that was great. Im writing that one down. ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif) lol
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Posts: 1375 | From: here and there | Registered: Sep 2003
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iceman302
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I've seen that one before, but it's funny every time I read it.
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NvrGoFullRetard
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good one!
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Posts: 2759 | From: PITTSBURG/FAIRFIELD | Registered: Aug 2002
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maeco
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ill get killed in th store if i did that.
but thats hella funny.
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Posts: 2408 | From: bay area | Registered: Mar 2003
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FoRdGiRl
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quote:
Originally posted by maeco:
ill get killed in th store if i did that.
but thats hella funny.
haha last night me and my dude went to the store and i told him i was going to start screaming at him and make a big ordeal just bc it was funny he lauged said no then we went to safeway and he started throwing a temper tantrume being funny it was pretty funny so i couldnt help but laugh at him then asked him if he would like me to assist him w throwing cans and food on the floor haha it reminded me of this joke and i thought it was pretty funny
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Posts: 1881 | From: rescue | Registered: Dec 2005
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lowriderryda
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dam dude that was super smooth, ahhahaha crazy shit
Posts: 282 | From: alameda | Registered: Jan 2007
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