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The Drunk Irishman
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of
>the night. Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more
>tonight, Paddy."
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> Paddy replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then". Paddy spins around
>on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "What the...." he
>says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
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> He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.
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> "Damn!" he says.
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>He looks to the doorway and thinks that if he can just get to the door and
>get some fresh air, he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies
>up the door frame.
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>He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much
>better and takes a step out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.
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> "Bi'George ... I'm soused," he says.
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>He can see his house just a few doors down and decides to try for it. He
>crawls down the street and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and
>looks inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says, "No flippin' way."
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> But, he somehow crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and thinks, "I
>think I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls
>flat on his face again. He says, "This is hell. I got ta stop drinking,"
>but manages to crawl to the bed and fall in.
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> The next morning, his wife comes into the room carrying a cup of
>coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit too much drink last
>night?"
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>Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was totally pissfaced. But, how'd you know?"
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>"Mick called.. You left your wheelchair at the pub."
Posts: 4915 | From: VALLEJO | Registered: May 2004
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