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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished
to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then,
he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition,
he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to
avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Stacy, and she is so nice,
but! I knew you would not approve of her, because of
all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad she's
pregnant. Stacy said that we will
be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and
trading it with the
other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can get better. She sure doesn't deserve it! Don't
worry Dad, I'm
15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to
visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I
love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home
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1989 Mustang LX Vert, 5.0 Auto
Posts: 1032 | From: Chico | Registered: May 2004
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